About Me
Two years ago I escaped from a secret vivisection lab in North Thailand. They were testing cigarettes on albino hares.It was ok but the day they decided to switch to low tar fags I hatched a plan to escape.
I dug a tunnel but with me whiskers singed from chain smoking I miscalculated and finally surfaced in a nearby temple. One of the monks heard my story and gave me a job sweeping leaves for food and a mat to sleep on.
It was ok but a bit dull until one day sneaking a fag behind the bicycle shed I met a rebel monk. We shared his Marlburrows and he told me his parents had signed him over to the temple to cure him of his obsession with Punk Music.
We ran off to Bangkok together and made a living playing punk rock gigs in lady boy bars.
It was great until me mate became a born again Christian over night and I decided to split. I stowed away in a container ship packed with fake Gucci bags heading for Europe.
The first port of call I nipped ashore for a packet of fags and fell in love with the place It was called Paris.
There I met a bunch of German Anarchists and we quickly formed a band called Hare Hip. Our first hit was " I wanna be your hare of the dog".
We made enough to buy a French Chateau called "The Burrows" on the edge of Paris. They are going for a song right now. We are currently writing our next album there.
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