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J.D.

About Me

So I'm maintaining one of these myspace accounts just so I could have yet another redundant way of keeping in touch with the same damn assholes I mingle with on a regular basis online during the day and at the bars at night. Plus, I really look forward to becoming net buddies with strangers from Iowa or Christ knows where. That, and I like how labor-intensive this all seems, what with all the really nifty background graphics and pics n' shit on everyone's profiles. I can't wait to update mine the same way like some ten year old girl faggoting up her Trapper Keeper with Power Puff Girls and my Little Pony stickers. And doesn't "Myspace" sound kinda gay in a very touchy- feely therapeutic way?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All those people you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Dude! You're 100% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.

How Massachusetts are you?

A CRIPPLE FIGHTS A DRUNK GIRL"The Promethean myth has acquired an ugly twist: the giant reaching out to steal the lightning from the Gods is insane . . . When you mention, however tentatively, the hypothesis that a paranoid streak is inherent in the human condition, you will promptly be accused of taking a one-sided, morbid view of history; of being hypnotized by its negative aspects; of picking out the black stones in the mosaic and neglecting the triumphant achieve- ments of human progress . . . To dwell on the glories of man and ignore the symptoms of his possible insanity is not a sign of optimism but of ostrichism. It could only be compared to the attitude of that jolly physician who, a short time before Van Gogh committed suicide, declared that he could not be insane because he painted such beautiful pictures."Ghost in the Machine, Arthur Koestler

My Blog

Overheard at work...

...while passing a table of women having lunch in the cafeteria : "There's nothing a blowjob can't solve." I couldn't agree more. If Stephen Hawkings really wants to formulate that whole Unified Field...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:50:00 GMT

If I am to understand this correctly

We just elected a first term junior senator to the most powerful office in the world, correct? One who, like any first term senator, doesn't have any legislation of note attached to his name...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:55:00 GMT

False alarm

I decide to forgo knee surgery and go with homepathic treatment. Apparrently instead of a getting knee replacement for years of hemophilia-related chronic damage including distension, arthri...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:50:00 GMT

Kayaking, anyone?

Blocked up main, apparrently West Boylston St. is effing flooded with a good 1-2 ft of water according to eyewitness accounts. I'm gonna wade down to Art's Diner and get tanked, possibl...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:42:00 GMT

Under the knife again

Same drill:  I'll be having my other knee replaced this Tuesday, 8/5, will be outta commission for a while, online when I get a chance, blah, blah, blah. I'll be getting modern pharmacolgy's fine...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:20:00 GMT

I'll be away for a while

Starting tomorrow I'll be getting some time away from work. I'm not online at home, and am finally having my much-awaited knee replaced on Jan 2, so I won't be on the myspace for a while, or out ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:39:00 GMT