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Jasper

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About Me

Well, let's see...I started out in an Atlanta Toy Store. I suppose I started before that, but until that toy store, I wasn't really Jasper. I was picked up by a doofus of a guy as a gift for his girlfriend. He might be a doofus, but he was a clever one. She said I looked like a little redneck bear, but she loved me anyway. I stayed with the couple, and they got married. Then, one day, the doofus got into a car wreck. He got hurt bad. The lady came home, picked me up, and a few changes of clothes, and, since he couldn't go up three flights of stairs, we headed over to his mother's house. When the doofus (still doped up) saw me, he clutched me, hard. He didn't let go for days. I helped him get better, so I guess I'm some sort of doctor. Anyway, I've been a real member of the family ever since, and I go with them on their adventures, traveling to Boston, the Caribbean, Savannah, Chattanooga, and whereever the road leads them. Come along, won't you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Yogi, I suppose. That bear from The Muppets. Oh, and Paddington. I'd like to tell Teddy Ruxpin to shut the hell up! Our job is to be silent and comforting, not babble on like an idiot!

My Blog

Let's Decorate the Christmas Tree!

Hi everyone.  Jasper here, dressed as Santa Paws.  In fact, the whole gang is dressed for the season.  Ma'ka'na'hai (who we'll call Ma'k for now) is dressed in his flannels, Bixby has decided to go a ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:22:00 GMT

The Doofus posted this...Ode to a Genius

Today would have been Jim Henson's birthday.For a guy who uses his imagination a lot, a person like Jim is an important figure.  More than just the way he entertained, there's not a single one of...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Hi everyone!

Hey gang, the little brown bear is back, and he has big news!First off, I can't believe it's been almost a year since I blogged.  This seems like an awful long time, but I have an excuse...I'm st...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:12:00 GMT

Tagged...

So, Birthday Bear and Lucy tagged me.  This means that I have to write ten things about myself, and then tag ten other people.  I have instead elected to write nine things, and give one spec...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:53:00 GMT

The packing begins.

So, according to The Doofus, we move to our new house one week from today.  This means lots of packing, lots of throwing stuff out, and some other stuff. Rocky, Murphy, Bob, Fuzzy, and the others...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:57:00 GMT

Just a real quick announcement...

So, I've had a real increase in the number of friend requests.  Because of this, some of you may have fallen through the cracks of me posting a comment on your page. Do not think of me as just a ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:58:00 GMT

Um, so it’s not really a bear or pillow fort thing, but...

The Doofus said today was Jim Henson's birthday.  He would have been 71 years old, but he died a long time ago.  Still, he seemed very important in the Doofus' life, and childhood.  And...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:05:00 GMT

Jasper has a posse!

So, the entire gang came over and built a Birthday Pillow Fort!  How cool is that?  We got a group shot. Top Row: Eeyore (the donkey), Fuzzy (white polar bear behind me, he's from Alaska!),...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:45:00 GMT

So, now I am five...

Five years old...wow. I spent about a year of my life sitting on the bookshelf in the Doofus' house.  And then, I got to be the official teddy of the house.  That still kicks butt.  And...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:18:00 GMT

So, um, we’re moving...

Well, anyway, we will be.  The Doofus and the Lady have for quite some time indicated that the one bedroom apartment we live in is too small for us.  I suppose this is true, I mean, we all o...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:35:00 GMT