collecting heavy rocks i don't actually take them i just put little tags on them that say "hey this is my rock" and people just move on cause they know. i wouldn't mess with someones shit if they put a tag on it.
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what is it with the radio? we might as well go to church and listen to the same damn songs a thousand times sang by some scary pale kids in white robes with candles and bells. at least there we can break for snacks. is it just me or or do we always get stuck sitting right in front of the guy whos just getting over something funky, and you have to sit there pretending your praying "haleyluahumala" while he's hacking up half a lung and sneezing on your neck. thanks for the mist buddy god bless im out of here jesus christ. www.myspace.com/inphamous203
life is a feature film and death is where you get credit
I have been watching extreme home make over, staring my home boy Ty. the man who reinvented the fork for a whole generation of...uh... people who use forks. i have to admit im hooked on this show. i just don't get how they choose the family that gets their house remade. i'm guessing the guy who just has cancer doesn't get picked. you need cancer plus have to adopt a short bus loaded with retarded kids, be in a wheelchair that you control with brain waves, and aren't able to breath regular air the house has to be equipped with a mixer to keep the levels right. Ty's secret room that noone gets to see until the seventh day. the little girls in the family mentions she likes kraft singles. so they demolish her room. she now sleeps on a bed that is a grilled cheese sandwitch and her night stand is a glass of milk.
how to kill a man in his sleep wearing fragle rock pajamas : For Dummies, im reading it now i'm at step eight of twenty i'm hoping i finish before christmas, because thats when i get the pajamas. then i am so ready to go. ahh it gets me so pumped. ahhhh your gonna die...
Here's the only way you should be allowed to incorporate the phrase "to add insult to injury" into a conversation:"Gary socked me in the nuts with a glove full of coins. And then, to add insult to injury, he called me an asshole."Thank you.POSTED BY JOHN MAYER AT 05:42 AM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS