Summer, soap operas, writing about things I find amusing, get-rich-quick-schemes, peonies, Timberlusting, babysitting, 30-Minute Meals, nude nails, Obama 2008, medium/dark skin, stilettos, fishing, Page Six, feminism, rollercoasters, foot rubs, deep-cleaning my apt, red wine, mood lighting, indoor gardening, occasionally popping an adderal, reading interior design magazines and getting depressed, broccoli rabe, Italy, big roomy hobo bags, Augusten Burroughs, Marie Antoinette, Royals in general, drinking more water, sudoku, stinky cheese, aspiring for more, Vermeer paintings, coral, the crossword, sex education, Harry Potter, bagels with cream cheese, the Renaissance, not brushing my hair, being sort of prudish, perfecting my marinara, Trader Joes, yoga, trashy novels, Target, balmy weather, things that are Euro, golf, learning how to meditate, black and white photography, surrealism, rainy Saturdays, sunny Sundays, wishing I was more hip-hop, developing a green thumb, Paris, bargain shopping, salami, rocking out to live music, gossiping, Mac N Cheese, waking up early, The Secret, and most of all my McGees.Non-Interests: Sleazy family members, cold weather, folks who TTH, Ayn Rand, Afghan dogs, running, scenesters, Sting.
People who cast dogs in commercials, television shows, the movies, and print work. My dog is fucking cute, she will make you lots of money.People who will give me freelance writing assignments that pay muchos mullah; people who will send me on press trips to exotic locales that my po' ass could never afford; and people at CBS who will cast me on Survivor.Also, Bear Grylls.
Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Dolly Parton, J. Timberlake, stellastarr*, Subways, Otis Redding, Van Morrison, Smokey Robinson, Nina Simone, Skynyrd, Serge Gainsbourg, Lily Allen, 2Pac, Biggie, Pearl Jam, Morphine, Amy Winehouse, The Pierces, Cat Power, Tribe Called Quest, Pela, Mika, Christmas songs.
Stealing Beauty, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Lost In Translation, Little Miss Sunshine, Last Kiss, The Virgin Suicides, Secretary, The Godfather I and II, Goodfellas, Fast Times, Brad Pitt movies.
Soaps, Survivor, Man Vs. Wild, The Hills, Dexter, Heroes, The Office, What Not To Wear, Daily Show, bad reality TV.
Franny and Zooey, The Virgin Suicides, Gone with the Wind, New York Magazine, all David Sedaris, all Augusten Burroughs, Jaqueline Susann, trashy historical fiction, Lucky and Domino magazines, books about fabulous people who are rich and cruel or slutty and depraved (ex.: Anna Wintour and Jenna Jameson). Occasionally I read real books. Right now I'm reading The Beautiful Fall, The Secret (not so much a book as a fucking awesome cult manifesto), and The Other Bolyn Girl. Also, unashamedly addicted to gossip magazines.
My mom, Hunter S. Thompson, Marlon Brando, Johnny Cash, Muhammed Ali, my Grandpa Parry (a true war hero, got that Linds?). Oh and Liz Taylor.