An Open Apology on Behalf of America |
Over the past few years, Americans have made some bad decisions that have severely affected our standing abroad. These dire mistakes include massive destabilization of the Middle East, breakdown of pe...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:51:00 GMT |
Welcome to Neverland |
So in the wake of the recent midterm elections, I have been privy to a host of conversations about politics, voting and the inherent flaws in our democratic system. In almost all of these palavers, th...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:09:00 GMT |
The Ultimate Fashion Accessory |
The latest trend in celebrity fashion isn't coming from the runways of Milan or Paris, but rather from the orphanages of derelict countries. This season, third world babies are in. All the big celebri...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:04:00 GMT |
Dear God... |
Dear God,Let me get straight to the point. I know the Apocalypse is growing near. The signs are all around. The massive natural disasters. The escalating violence in the Middle East. Big Brother Al...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 16:25:00 GMT |
Myspace sucks |
Well, I've been on this cultural phenom for about a year now and wasted countless hours of my life in the process. So I just wanna list the things that piss me off about Myspace.1. Those stupid blog q...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:02:00 GMT |
Terror Redefined |
I was watching the news the other day, and they were talking about how someone released gas in a crowded store. In the story, they said that terrorism had been ruled out in the attack. Obviously my ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 23:07:00 GMT |
The Avian Flu Epidemic: What You Should Know |
I look around today, and I see people smiling and laughing completely oblivious to the imminent dangers of avian flu. Scientists have already proven that approximately 92% of the world's population w...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 15:39:00 GMT |
Iraqi Constitution |
The draft of the Iraqi constitution is a recent and laughable development in the debacle that is Operation Iraqi Freedom. It is hands down the funniest fourteen pages I've read since I read transcrip...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:55:00 GMT |
September 11 Musings |
I find it interesting that September 11 is so pushed back in most people's minds including mine. I was reading a newspaper last year around this time, and I saw an ad for a game at Cellular Field. I...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 15:17:00 GMT |
