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About Me

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I am fascinated by white trash...I am a coffee junkie....I'd freebase that shit if I could... it's a travesty that I hate needles. I am a graduate of East Carolina University...yeah I can drink like a champ but I did get a great education...so don't take one look at me and be like "ECU? you're a party girl, woooo!", I'll sucker punch you in the taint....I really love my family...my baby brother and my cousins are absolutely my everything...I hate when people are like "i really love music"... really, you do? well who the fuck doesn't...I can't spell and I am okay with that...thanks spellcheck. I love being at the beach but I don't go in the water because I have a shark phobia, thanks to my parents for allowing me to watch Jaws at the beach when I was a small child (additionally, thanks to my Dad for telling me sharks were let in the pool at night to deter me from going in after dark)...I thoroughly enjoy folaige...Roadkill makes me sad...I love my job... I am in charge there and few things make me happier than being in charge...I was once told that were it socially acceptable, I would probably be a card carrying dominatrix... that is more than likely a true statement...I think that people should be required to fill out a plethora of paperwork and mental/emotional exams before they are even allowed to think about procreating...most kids don't like me, but it's okay, i get it...I hate feet...I enjoy obnoxiously large jewelery and sunglasses...I think toilet humor is a beautiful thing..I'm appalled by rudeness, self absorption, ignorance, cockiness, emphasis on material posessions, and a total lack of respect for the people that surround you... so I pretty much hate everyone...I'm confident, assertive, candid, and independent. Beyond that, I just don't know... This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Interests

Ancient History, Photography, Music, Fashion, Cooking, Football, Canes Hockey, Wine, Architecture, Stand Up Comedy

I'd like to meet:

The black cowboy midget that I saw twirling a lasso on CMT one time.

Music:

Pretty much all of it... I am not gonna put some ridiculous mile long list of "artists" who have only 3 songs I enjoy yet profess to be a mega fan... no, I say I enjoy a lot of it, that's what I mean... I tend to gravitate towards the genres of rock (but not the vast majority of the bullshit that pollutes the airwaves)...when I put playlists on here, take them with a sense of humor... I sure do.

Movies:

I like so many movies, I couldn't even begin to list them... so here are some of top spots...(DISCLAIMER: Unless you've worked in the food service/bar industry, you can't really apprecite Waiting... I think this movie is damn near epic)

Books:

Anything that is well written and keeps my interest... I don't care what it's about... as long as Fabio isn't on the cover

Heroes:

My Daddy

My Blog

A New One... Cuz I havent in a while

I've not gotten my blog on in quite some time, and I am completely and totally burned out from work today, so I figured, why the hell not... So, what's been going downtown lately.... Finally and compl...
Posted by Sno on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:55:00 PST

Letter To Alcohol (as posted by a friend)

Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're...
Posted by Sno on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

Booty Call Agreement

Body: This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.T...
Posted by Sno on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:16:00 PST

By Popular Demand....

Ok, so.. this was a bulletin i posted and got a lot of responses to... figured i'd post it on here for i would HATE for it to get lost in cyber space.... love, Snoelle® You must have *gigantic ...
Posted by Sno on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:23:00 PST

Pookie

Ok... I would just like to take this moment in time to say, that i, in fact, have the best brother in the known universe. He is my voice of reason, my friend-though almost 9 years seperates us-, my co...
Posted by Sno on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:29:00 PST

To move or not to move, that is the question...

I moved here the last weekend of July 2005, with the impulsively childish thought that I would find myself and that things would be different. Ideas of grandure, a new job with room for growth-only t...
Posted by Sno on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

For your personal entertainment...

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?start the water2) do u read the labels on the shampoo bottles?? i have in the past.. mainly when i was bored an...
Posted by Sno on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

This is the beginning

Of a new year folks. I look back at this year... of natural disasters that dug holes so deep through our souls, we could see through to the other side. I lost my Pappy... who I will always love and m...
Posted by Sno on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 05:14:00 PST

Looking back

wow, so.. i say some lame ass shit. seriously. when it comes to boys. people wonder why i am not all romantical and whatnot... its due to the fact that i look back at cheesy shit that i write or say a...
Posted by Sno on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 08:11:00 PST

You know what I love???

I'll tell you what I love.... ~Meeting somebody TOTALLY unexpected...that turns you upside down and completely makes you happy. Happy in a way you didn't think you could be. And letting yourself go to...
Posted by Sno on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 10:02:00 PST