Ninjas are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
The clinically insane woman who runs the Sugar Bush Squirrel website.
She's given the squirrel its own catchphrase. That catchphrase is "You've been squirreled." That doesn't even make any sense. I'd love to do an fMRI on her to see what part of her brain is malfunctioning (or missing).
Alice in Chains, Ben Folds, Ani Difranco, Counting Crows, Dover, The Folksmen, Frank Zappa, G. Love and Special Sauce, Jack Johnson, The Gourds, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Harvey Danger, King Missile, Alejandro Sanz, Shakira, Manu Chao, Live, Metallica, Neil Young, Otis Redding, Paul Simon, Pearl Jam, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Reel Big Fish, Soundgarden, Soul Coughing, Stone Temple Pilots, Spinal Tap, Susan Tedeschi, Tool, A Perfect Circle, System of a Down, They Might Be Giants, Toadies, The White Stripes
Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Usual Suspects, Being John Malkovich, Blue, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, A Mighty Wind, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, South Park, Amelie, The Good Thief, Seven Samurai, Spirited Away, Almost Famous, Monster, Traffic, Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, Gangs of New York, Elf, High Fidelity, Mulholland Drive, Garden State, Casablanca, The Incredibles
I don't really watch TV, but I've been known to enjoy Scrubs, South Park, The Daily Show, Simpsons, Futurama, The West Wing, Reno 911
The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Sun Also Rises, The Bean Trees, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, High Fidelity, East Bay Grease, Cryptonomicon, Sandman, Maus, Nickeled and Dimed, Fast Food Nation
The Onion's Guide to Net Acronyms:
LODLSM - Logged on Dressed Like Sailor Moon
XIF - Christ, I'm Fat
DYHTNTMBG? - Did You Hear The New They Might Be Giants?
18/F/NYC - Pockmarked 46-Year-Old in Bathrobe
IHTWBSAP - I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling and Punctuation
JEOMK - Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
NTBUSWAB - Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again, But...
TOMTB - Taking Off My Training Bra
CILIMBF? - Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?
HOGMP - Hang On, Getting More Pringles
WSTS - Weeping Silently To Self