My name is Cheyne Cottrell and I currently reside in Deerfield Beach, Florida. When i was 14 i moved to South Africa with my family to do missions work around Cape Town, But now I'm back in sunny South Florida. I'm sort of in a rush cos I'm sitting in a sketchy internet cafe in Uzbekistan and have a flight leaving for Nepal in 10 minutes. So forgive me if i leave anything out.... My Job is being a professional Surfer. which pretty much means I just surf while people shoot photo's of me surfing and then surf in the occasional WQS. I only date supermodel and Forbes 500 heiresses, and in between my busy surfing schedule, i play tennis, I've been devising a plan for world peace which is currently being taken up by the UN and I work on getting my newly found cure for HIV onto the market. I was the 32nd man in space and the 8th person on the moon. In '83 I threw a pigskin a 1/4 mile, I have also been quoted by Winston Churchill, Nelson Mandela and Rocky Balboa. I invented this little program called Microsoft Windows but lost it to Bill Gates in a game of Poker, man that guy can bluff. I taught Jesus how to walk on water, and showed Mosses how to part the Red Sea. At the age of five I was nominated for a Nobel Prize but refused it on the grounds that I disagreed with the judging criteria. The Duke and I invented the Shaka. Just last week while backpacking through the Himalayas I found the Anti-Christ and killed it. Other then these things my life is pretty simple, I like a nice bottle of scotch, and enjoy long walks on the beach.
Under My Umbrella...Ella...Ella... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....
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