When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire...
Montreal, Canada native currently residing on Long Island, NY where I donate a different organ every month to pay my rent. I'm always looking for new ways to keep my life interesting and love to learn new things. Insanely in love with the greatest man in the whole world so if you can't keep it friendly, keep it moving.A few things about me you need to learn to live with if you want to be part of my life:
1. I drink and I curse so fuckin' deal with it and hand me a beer.
2. I hate Bush.
3. I won't eat meat unless it's been slapped in batter double-fried and dipped in chocolate.
4. My biggest disgust is animal cruelty in all forms including fur, abuse and neglect.
5. I think most people are total morons. (most of my friends and family are exceptions to this statement of course, you all rule)
6. I can't do Dane Cook's "Super-Finger" because I'm a digital retard
7. Touch my knees and you'll die.
8. Abortion should be a woman's decision, not the Government's, however women who use it as a form of birthcontrol should be publicly lynched.
9. Gay couples should be entitled to the same rights as straight couples.
10. I'd rather be skinned alive than have anything remotely sharp or pointy in the near vicinity of my navel.
11. I grew up with a military father so I put ketchup on EVERYTHING.
12. I'm a total TomBoy at heart
13. I can read lips therefore I stare at people's mouths when they talk as a force of habit so please don't get offended or think I want to make out with you.
14. I can seriously humiliate you in Scrabble.
Don't message me to start a debate about my aforementioned views/behavior, I won't bother replying to you. I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion regardless of how ridiculous such opinions may be.
"The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under his arm to be protected, and next to his heart to be loved."
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