Joseph McGym-rat - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, lets see... I like stuff. Yeah, stuff is pretty cool. I also do things. Yeah, cool things. I like people. People are cool, too. Although some people aren't so cool, but the people who are cool usually like to do cool stuff.

Seriously though... How utterly pointless is it to write anything of substance here? Anyone who knows me already knows about me, and anyone who doesn't know me certainly isn't going to glean anything from a few short sentences, which would satisfactorily demonstrate to them that they should or should not send me a message or a friend request.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you're smart, think you're smart, pretend to be smart, wish you were smart, respect people who are smart, have a cut that smarts, like eating Smarties, have a smart card, know who Elizabeth Smart is, eat Smart Start cereal, drive a Smart Car, write code for Self-Monitoring Analysis and Reporting Technology, or ride Sonoma Marin Area Rail Transit, then I'd probably like to meet you.

If you think the goings-on of celebrities constitutes "news", or you're impressed by wealth, status, income, or other superficialities, then do us both a favor and pass me by.

My Blog

5 things you should never say to a woman

SPEAK NO EVILWomen freak out. Often at you. Often for no discernible reason.You say something that you consider totally innocuous, or even downright nice, only to find that you've offended, enraged, o...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her

August 3rd, 2008 .. --> by Marc H. Rudov --> Thou Shalt Not Disappoint Her by Marc H. Rudov Money and Children Nothing symbolizes spineless deference more than a man on bended knee...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:01:00 GMT

40 miles

Today I set a new personal cycling distance record: 40 miles / 3 hours and 30 minIt was hard. I am tired.
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:19:00 GMT

Sex makes you fat?!?

(Some research I've been working on over the past few days)1. Orgasm increases prolactin levels:"This series of studies clearly demonstrated that plasma prolactin (PRL) concentrations are substantiall...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 23:53:00 GMT

BMW M3 vs Mercedes AMG vs Audi RS4

Part I Part II (the M3 trashes the Audi and the Benz, of course...) Part III (BMW wins: "The Audi and Benz are just copies of the BMW...")
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:17:00 GMT

How to fall out of love with someone

I did not write this -- I found it online.Are you the victim of cruel fate? Does the "perfect" mate think you are just "cool?" Although it might feel like you'll never find somebody better, there are ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:38:00 GMT