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Megan Massacre™

About Me


I am Megan.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other,
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, because he saw it too.
Truth is, you probably wont read all this.
I'm sorry I'm not your tall, fragile, skinny, beautiful model like most other girls you'll meet.
But don't judge a book by it's cover.
Yeah all the songs on my page do have a meaning to me in some way.
I myself am straight, but I do support all the way.
I box, I can fight, and I can throw knives better than most girls you'll come across.
I honestly am more self concious than anyone you'll probably ever meet, but I try my best not to show it.
If you don't like things about me, then don't talk to me. It's quite simple.
I know who my real friends are and aren't and I honestly do not have many.
I'm opinionated, and I can and do rant.
I need to learn to watch what I say.
I don't do drugs and I don't smoke.
I'm 5 feet short, and I won't grow anymore.
I can burp louder than a lion roars, get used to it.
I tend to evaluate people more than you think. I pay attention to tiny actions.
Don't come to me face to face trying to hide an emotion. It won't work.
I have BIG dreams. Bigger than most.
I'm going to show you all, I'm going to be somebody.
You'll see my name in lights someday.
I don't want to sit in an office everyday as a career.
Promises mean alot to me.
It's damn near impossible for me to 'hate' a person.
I honestly do have worst trust issues than most people that you will come across.
I do love meeting new people, seeing how different everyone is and how much at the same time are all exactly the same.
I want to be known in this small town.
But keep in mind, I'm alot more sensitive than you would think.
If somebody insults me, I tend to remember it for a long time. But same goes for compliments.
I'm physically stronger than half the girls you'll come across.
At this point in my life, seeing where I'm at now, I'm headed to the millitary when I'm 18.
I also want to be a famous actress. But if that doesn't work, I may join millitary first.
I have two different big dreams, and I can't do both. And I can't decide.
But regaurdless, as you can maybe tell, I need to have an exciting life ahead of me, as well as right now.
If you're awesome, talk to me, I'm down to chill anytime with just about anyone.
I'll probably edit this again later.
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Some of these pictures are really very old. Some are really new. Just the memory pictures. I love you guys.


The famous quotes: "Megan: Eww Garrett is here. He's a little 11 year old boy..
Meitra: Good lets have sex with him!"
~meitra jean
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it."
~cassidy marsh
"Oh GOSH, Devil, please not!!!"
~spencer hoffman
"How can something so see-through and clear, contain something so colorful?!"
~christina hansen
"I hugged a shirtless guy and I almost touched his nipple and swirrled it around in circles and he said 'thanks for comin' and I said 'anytimeeee'."
~stepha aguiar
"You fart tards."
~alexis arenz
"I'm sorry, Megan. I was plumiting toward you at full speed and I lost controll in your butt."
~shelby saumier
"Dude, I've heard your boyfriend burp maybe 3 times in his entire life. I've heard you burp over 3 times today."
~julio
"I'm not even joking, he's like a God! If you saw him you'd like melt in your pants."
~alexis
"Uh, wow, you're hella Egyptian, you need to go home."
~mark
"I smell coconuts and pinapples...I sense an islander is near!"
~stepha
"Me: He doesn't like the idea of having children.
Shelby: Well i think the scent of your balls on his neck shall change that."
~shelby saumier
"Spencer: I feel like Leonardo Decaprio.
Stepha: Why?
Spencer: Because I'm so...frozen."
~spencer hoffman
"Cassidy do you love me? Let me insert this cucumber into your mouth."
~joseph cross
*me and jordan walking into the library to get a drink from the fountains there*
Me: "if you're...thirsty and you know it get a drink! *clap clap*"
*there are two fountains, i walk up to the taller one, jordan starts drinking out of the shorter one.*
Jordan: "...kay this is ironic."
~jordan mori
"I'm stayin for you, pretty face...and these chips."
-nick gordon
tiuuups^^yet again, another inside joke between me and spencer. i am never taking this off my page.
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[yea i was in this^ picture, i cropped myself out cause this is about max. not me.] Okay so this fool, his name is William Max Turner. More commonly known as, Max. I'm writing a long thing for Max because there's just so much that has been left unsaid for so long. Everyone in Elk Grove knows why no one is the same anymore. We all know that the reason everyone changed for the worst is because he left. 5/12/07, the day he left: the worst day ever for everybody that knew him. Max Turner was the best thing about elk grove, and most of all, he was my best friend. He was everyone's best friend. Max really is my hero. He's helped so many people and he cared so much for his friends. I still clearly remember the day he left. We all cried so hard because we knew. We knew nothing would ever be the same. Sometimes, I still find myself crying at night, just replaying the night he left, replaying the pain in everyone's face. Remembering the words he spoke to everyone that went to his party. "Thank you guys so much for being here, really you guys are true friends. I'm gunna miss you guys so much." And I remember every little detail of what happened that night. I remember every word everyone spoke, everything everyone did like it was just yesterday. But it feels like an eternity since he's been gone. He made Elk Grove what it was. When he left, everyone wanted out. Everyone wanted to be gone and no one wanted to look back at this stupid town. When he was here, everyone was so happy. So content. You know just as much as I do that that is damn right. Nothing has been the same since he's left. I miss this kid more than I've EVER missed anyone in my entire life. I'd give my right arm just to hear him say "sup playboi!?!" just one last time haha. From what I hear, we don't even know if max is ever coming back. I honestly can't say what I'll do if he doesn't. Max was just so easy to talk to. He was the funnest person to be around. Any girl would marry this kid after the first day that they met him. He like everyone else in the world, has made some mistakes. Broke some rules. But who hasn't? What sort of teenager doesn't make mistakes? But he learned from each one of them. How could somebody just ship him off like this without a care in the world of what would happen to him and his friends? And if they do "care", why won't they bring him back? This town has been through more shit than anyone can imagine since he's been gone and Max Turner could put a smile on ANYONE'S face at ANYTIME no matter WHAT is happening. Max is a great person and an amazing friend. I know just as much as everyone else that he needs to come back. We need our best friend back. I would give anything up for him to come back to Elk Grove. You have no idea. I love you Max. And I miss you terribly.



Famous People I'd Like To Meet:
Christopher-Mintz Plasse, Shia Labouf, Criss Angel, Kyle Gallner, David Spade, Thomas Dekker, Ellen Page, Jack Black, Johnny Depp, Michelle Rodriguez, Bobby Reeves, Jonathan Davis, Frank Ireo, Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, Shavo Odadjian, John Dolmayan, Lady Sovereign, Rob Zombie, and Anna Farris.

Famous People I Have Met:
Slipknot band members: Sid, Joey, Paul, Chris, James, Craig, Shawn, Mick, and Corey., Hollywood undead members: J-dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, Tha Producer, and Funny Man; Wierd Al, Chester Bennington, Mike Shinoda, Brad Delson, Mr. Hahn, Pheonix Farrell, Rob Bourdon, Wayne Static, Jimmy Urine, Lacey Mosley, Sonny Sandoval, Corban Blue [faggot], Craig Owens, all the members of Birthday Massacre, and Mat Devine.

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