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tHe OnE aN oNLy nEiL!!!

Rockin it like a Bitch who knows it Baby!!!!!!!

About Me

What can I say really, fabulous isn't a word I use very often, it was thrust upon me from an early age, thanks Carol!!! People who dont even know me think I'm a bitch, well screw you all!!! I really am a nice person once you get to know me. I'm 24 love me nights out with the girls an hate stayin in. Rehabs for lightweights so lets get the party started. Please do me the pleasure of sending me a msg, i will reply, honest. Not if your ugly tho, yeah the rumours are true I am a tad shallow!!!!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neil
Birthday: 30th November 1982
Birthplace: Liverpool
Current Location: Emily's pit
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde at last
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: I've got no hands
Your Heritage: Utter Royalty
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse all the way
Your Weakness: Kitty ket
Your Fears: Pigeons, midgets, bubbles
Your Perfect Pizza: A dippy pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get out of Burger Hell
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sorra
Thoughts First Waking Up: I am beautiful
Your Best Physical Feature: My pearly whites
Your Bedtime: When the crack runs out
Your Most Missed Memory: Amsterdam
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None they both sound wrong
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Can I have tea
Do you Smoke: Someties, ok all the time
Do you Swear: Fuk yeah!!!
Do you Sing: Voice of an angel
Do you Shower Daily: No bath I broke the shower
Have you Been in Love: Yes, its not good
Do you want to go to College: Nah
Do you want to get Married: dont u mean have a civil ceremony
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't no one else would
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh my word what a silly question
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my Carol
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: The ukelele
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copious amounts
In the past month have you Smoked: Ten lamberts plez
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Pass the Ket
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Raw fish??? Yuk
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a musical
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Me an emily are at the beach now
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only someone's heart
Ever been Drunk: I'm never sober
Ever been called a Tease: Only in a good way
Ever been Beaten up: Yep I got a smack outside scullys once
Ever Shoplifted: Thats wrong, I swap tags tho
How do you want to Die: Beautiful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The Queen
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Bit taller than me
Weight: No chubbers plez
Best Clothing Style: Funky
Number of Drugs I have taken: Get me the calculator
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: EEEEEHHHHH!!!
Number of Tattoos: one, soon to be two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

Gettin bevvied, havin a laugh, gettin bevvied

I'd like to meet:

Mr David Beckham of course, the Pope so I can happy slap him the anti-gay retard, Barry Scott of Cillit Bang, Little Miss Mossy the dirty filthy crack whore!!!! What a gal

Music:

Anythin goes wit me I'm completely open minded when it comes to tunes

Movies:

Too many to choose from

Television:

The usual, Friends, ER, Hollyoaks, Friday night project, T4 rocks Alex Zane makes me smile. I think I've got a little channel 4 addiction

Books:

The Daily Star and Grazia ticks that box

Heroes:

Carol, she's amazin!!!!! Shortbread anyone? The silly Vet that decided not to stick the KET injection in the horse but in himself thus allowing us to party like animals of a weekend. Keep it coming!!