Amber Alerts & Weather Advisories |
Do you realize what we have here with myspace? This is the perfect tool for keeping our communities safe. You all are misusing it to feed your narcissistic ways. We need to be trying our best to keep ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 22:11:00 GMT |
I wouldn't bullshit ya... |
I realized today that people think my joke about buying Abraham Lincolns fart in a mason jar, is made up. I want to emphasize to you all that my material(if that's what you choose to call it) is all...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:19:00 GMT |
The Secret to Winning Any Girls Heart |
ATTENTION: The information in this blog is strictly for men and adolescent boys. If you are a woman you best quickly return to your "home page" or any other page that you feel safe at. I am not sure a...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:35:00 GMT |
WANTED: Pen Pal |
I had won a raffle at the post office and won a 5 year supply of stamps. I figured the wise thing to do under such grand circumstances was to recruit a pen pal. This would preferably be someone that I...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:41:00 GMT |
Eye On Hollywood Report |
Cody Hustak's "Eye On Hollywood Report". Brought to you this week by the lead paint lobbyist of America(There's only 1 of them...him).I have figured out the final twist in the news story of the ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 08:58:00 GMT |
Blogosphere |
What do you call all of those in the blogosphere who don't appreciate my scarcely generated blogs? Give up? Blogosquares. I am, of course, a Blogoparallelogram. Making me squarish, but shifty. Much li...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:20:00 GMT |
Weed vs. Beard 2008 |
The great Weed vs. Beard debate of 2008 raged on today as I was presented with quite the quandary. One job offer with no drug test, but wanted my beard to peace out. The other job offer is pro-beard, ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:38:00 GMT |
The Not So Exciting Adventures of Ribert Hiebly-Gutierrez |
I usually always sit in the back of whatever class I happen to be in. Class is one of the few things I’ve ever done where all I want to is blend in and go unnoticed. If im luc...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:17:00 GMT |
Confessions of a deadbeat dad |
Okay, so I’ve never told anyone about this before. I thought I’d just get it out right here and now for everyone to see. I’ve been living with a rare sleep disorder where my dreams ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:48:00 GMT |
Mark, your calendars... |
...are at my house. Come pick them up. They are taking up half my shed. I need that space Mark. Call me. 402-203-4585. You may need to dial 1 first. If you have Cricket the call probably won't go thro...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:22:00 GMT |
