Mikey Vengeance

Sometimes I Pee sitting down. When life gives me lemons I make beef-stew. I'm 5'9, got blue eyes, brownish hair. I likes to work out and play sports, expecially football.I likes to hangout with friends. I watch movies, I like to drive around and get lost on purpose. I like midget porn and goat-play movies. I'm crazy. I like to surf down steps and jump off walls. I fight with 9 year old children AND WIN. I once slapped a nun because I hate the Whoopi Goldberg Sister Act movies. I enjoy warm walks on the beach during sun set. I also enjoy fluffy farm animals and the color pink. I'm the best there is, The Best there was, and The best there ever will be. Basically I'm a nut. My SN is MikesBuff45. IM me if you wanna chat or find out anything else. By the way I'm massive...