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Terry³

Just because you can do something, does not mean you should…

About Me


EXPERIENCE:
* Wrote the great Gatsby in under an hour with one hand tied behind my back
* Ruled Greece with an iron fist from 1898 to 1904* Taught Bill Gates a thing or two early in life
* Discovered every element in the periodic table... except boron
* Filled in for Satan during his unsuccessful flirtation with transcendedntal meditation
* Invented blinking
SPECIAL SKILLS:
* Can talk any microwave oven into heating food evenly
* Can fashion office supplies using nothing but prehistoric tools
* Can fashion prehistoric tools out of stationery,staples, and Scotch tape
* Inclement weather never makes me blue
REFERENCES:
* The Enclyclopaedia Britannica, 15th edition
* Websters Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language



I'm a Computer Systems Analyst living in Phoenix AZ. Arrived flash-frozen from Northern Canada in early spring 2000. Daily physical activity keeps me from dark side. Write your questions down on the back of $20 dollar bill and send them to me.

My Interests

beach, computers, dog, dork, drinks, football, gym, hockey, phoenix, photography, pinot noir, roller blade, scuba, sensual, ski, sushi, thunderstorms, traveling, water skiing, wine

I'd like to meet:

Love to hike, bike, blade, hit the clubs, enjoy cold drink, a patio and a few laughs. I'd love to find a smart, attractive healthy lady to join. Bonus: fun loving spirit with an off-the-wall sense of humor to match. (Drug-free, no smokers, fit/slim)

Music:

3 Doors Down, 54-40, ABBA, ACDC, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, Alice Cooper, Alicia Keys, Alien Ant Farm, ArtistName, Audioslave, Barenaked Ladies, Barry White, Beastie Boys, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Blues Traveler, Bob Seager, Bon Jovi, Bonnie Raitt, Boston, Bryan Adams, Buffalo Springfield, Bush, Cake, Candlebox, Chopin, Chris Isaak, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Cream, Creed, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Crowded House, Dave Matthews, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, Def Leppard, Default, Depeche Mode, Derek and the Dominos, Dire Straits, Disney, Doug & the Slugs, Drowning Pool, Duran Duran, Edgar Winter Group, Elton John, Elvis, Eric Clapton, Escape Club, Evanescence, Everclear, Fergie, Fine Young Cannibals, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Garth Brooks, Genesis, George Thorogood & the Destroyers, Gino Vannelli, Gnarls Barkley, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Harry Connick, Jr, Heart, Howard Jones, Huey Lewis & the News, Incubus, INXS, Jack Johnson, James Brown, Janis Joplin, Jann Arden, Jeff Beck, Jet, Jewel, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Jimmy Buffett, Joe Jackson, John Cougar Mellencamp, John Lee Hooker, John Lennon, John Mellencamp, Justin Timberlake, Kate Bush, Kid Rock, Kim Mitchell, Kiss, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Melissa Etheridge, Metallica, Michael Buble, Michael Jackson, Midnight Oil, Mike + the Mechanics, Moist, Motley Crue, Nazareth, Nelly Furtado, Nickelback, Nirvana, Nnenna Freelon, No Doubt, Original Soundtrack, Our Lady Peace, Paul Simon, Pearl Jam, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Prince, Procol Harum, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Thomas, Robbie Robertson, Robert Palmer, Robert Plant, Rod Stewart, Roxette, Roxy Music, Rush, Santana, Sass Jordan, Scorpions, Seal, Shakira, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, Simple Minds, Spin Doctors, Staind, Steve Forbert, Steve Miller Band, Steve Winwood, Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble, Stevie Wonder, Stone Temple Pilots, Supertramp, Sweet, Tears for Fears, Teenage Head, The Alan Parsons Project, The Bee Gees, The Black Crowes, The Cars, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, The Eagles, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Jeff Healey Band, The Moody Blues, The New Radicals, The Philosopher Kings, The Police, The Pretenders, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, The Tragically Hip, The Who, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Tom Cochrane, Tom Cochrane & Red Rider, Tom Jones, Tom Petty, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Tony Bennett, Tracy Chapman, Train, Trisha Yearwood, U2, Van Halen, Vanessa Daou, Vaughan Brothers, Velvet Revolver, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Yes, ZZ Top

Movies:

Alian, Anything Eastwood, Memento, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Crash, American History X, Disney

Television:

Rescue Me, CSI, 24, NFL, NHL, Nip-Tuck

Books:


Heroes:


I'm a Nut!

My Blog

SOLD Bachelor Auction! (08.20.07)

I had a great weekend and certain you all want to know how Saturday evening went down at the Bachelor Auction!  All 24 bachelors were asked to arrive at 4:15 for rehearsal and preparations. ...
Posted by Terry³ on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:03:00 PST

Bid for Me! (07.24.07)

If you looked at my friends list you may have noticed the Bid for Bachelors Icon is one of my friends.  .. Here's the story& I was asked several weeks ago to put my hat in the ring for a bachelo...
Posted by Terry³ on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

Bed Matters

First, there's the issue of side. Which, if I'm sleeping alone, is the left. But I'm flexible on that one. Either side of the bed works well enough for me, making the choice an easy first concession....
Posted by Terry³ on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST

Mr. BMW Farty Pants (06.03.07)

Terry's got a new ride! I swear I was NOT I the mood to go through this exercise this past weekend. If you have been keeping track, you know I had tore up my hot tub tiles on Wednesday to attend ...
Posted by Terry³ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

Well this did not turn out like I had expected&  How about Bruce Willes, The Rock &  sheesh .. ...
Posted by Terry³ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST

Call Me Crash

Managed to collect my belongings from my BUV (Bent Utility Vehicle) ride on Friday.  Amazing how much junk accumulates.  I usually keep some workout gear, shorts, extra shirts, socks and so...
Posted by Terry³ on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

Check out this video: Red Rider - Lunatic fringe

I have so many memories about this song....Red Rider - Lunatic fringe Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Terry³ on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

What is important in my life (birthday blog)

Something was just a bit off yesterday& After the morning meal .. I ran back in to the bedroom to put a belt on. After removing yesterdays belt from yesterdays Lucky's I realized I was already wearin...
Posted by Terry³ on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:50:00 PST

Not About Sex...

Some radios stations are so bad they have to pay you to listen to them.  Case in point KDKB - A local classic rock station changed their morning DJ's - about 3-4 weeks ago.  Certainly ...
Posted by Terry³ on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

Lap Flaps

Lap Flaps: Those annoying magazine subscription cards which fall onto your lap, between the seat cushions, and under the coffee table while enjoying you latest copy of Mud Wrestlers Quarterly.  ...
Posted by Terry³ on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:55:00 PST