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Sonia

I am here for Friends

My Interests

Music:

Whatever sXe vegan 19 year old hipsters tell me to buy

Movies:

Talladega Nights, Spaceballs, Beevus and Butthead do America, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Donnie Darko, Anything Monty Python, Every movie by the Coen Brothers

Television:

Drawn Together, Chappelle's Show, Southpark, Family Guy, X-Files, Married with Children, Simpsons, Lost, House, Firefly, Half Way Home, The Sarah Silverman Program, and now Rock of Love.

Books:

I like pop-up books best

Heroes:

my mom

My Blog

God so loved the world...

That he gave us fundamentalist Christians.I was recently directed to a website (sorry but I don't remember who you are) called "Fundies Say the Darndest things!" www.fstdt.comThis site contains hectar...
Posted by Sonia on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:55:00 PST

One less docket on the block

We scientists get a lot of flack about The Evolution. People stupid enough to think that the theory of evolution is a war on Jesus accuse us in the research biz of working for the El Diablo. If only i...
Posted by Sonia on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:09:00 PST

I’ve transcended into a new state of bein.

Most womenfolk experience a life long struggle to be accepted by dudes as something besides a walking vagina. Well, I recently made a bold stride in that general direction of gender equality by making...
Posted by Sonia on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:37:00 PST

The worst thing you’ll hear all day

I fucking hate allergic kids. All kids these days have some stupid allergy. Our beleaguered public schools now have to make special lunch tables for all the little Nancies with peanut or strawberry or...
Posted by Sonia on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

Suckers!!!

Haha, bitches!! This weekend Mary and I are going to Ireland. Bet you're jealous. I'm jealous of myself!...
Posted by Sonia on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:18:00 PST

Tongues

I like tongues. Tongues are good people. Not only are tongues one of the most important things for performing The Oral Sex, but they are also very necessary for receiving The Oral Sex. This month's Na...
Posted by Sonia on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:46:00 PST

Oxytocin Ring

Last night I learned something extremely valuable for womankind. PBS had a show on with a bunch of scientists bullshitting about love, relationships and mate picking, and evidently, when people fall i...
Posted by Sonia on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:00 PST

Sittin on t’ dok o teh baiiiii

Hey. Sup. I haven't posted in a while. I should feel bad because so many of the 148+ million in my 'extendyued network' read this post. But I don't because nobody has commented on anything except Mary...
Posted by Sonia on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST

Planet Unicorn Remix Heyyyy

Check out this video: Unicorn Planet 4 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Sonia on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:39:00 PST

I am obsessed with the Planet Unicorn theme song!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Sonia on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST