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Derided Deity

About Me

I am the man with no name.....Chris at your service.
Also I am the son of a pirate....
In my opinion toast is the best an most under rated food!
I generally go for the underdog. No idea why, just do.
I LOVE METAL! Dont expect anyone else to... though you all should.... just go eat some toast... it'll taste awesome i promise! unless you're one of those toastaly challenged people!.... or you happen to be a camel thats worked out how to use a computer! then i cant promise anything!
The following is one of my favorite movie rants.....
ALIENS! ABDUCTED!.... Maybe we were abducted by aliens, an they've taken us to another planet an put us in some kind of zoo with a sign that says "DON'T FEED THE HUMANS"! Which is craaazzzzy because without food we'll DIE! An whos gona wana go to the zoo to see dead humans?! Unless their gona eat us... BUT WHY WOULDN"T THEY WANA FATTERN US UP BEFORE THE SLAUGHTER??!!!.....UNLESS they're feeding us an we just don't know it! or their not feeding us an their just waiting an watching to see how we'll react an what we'll do!.. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN?!




My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gumbercules....... I love that guy!

My Blog

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