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Joboo

Welcome to Shrute Farm

About Me

I'm pretty great.

My Interests

Philosophy, Asian cuisine, Travel, Lazy Sundays

I'd like to meet:

Dakota Fanning

Music:

The Joshua Tree

Movies:

Depends on my mood. Sometimes, Weekend At Bernies really hits the spot.

Television:

I dunno anymore. I suppose those House Flipping shows? Then there's Mythbusters. Oh, and how about Rock of Love....mostly because I'm waiting for Bret Michaels bandana to fall off so his baldness can be exposed.

Books:

Infrastructure, by Brian Hayes

Heroes:

Rudy, from the movie Rudy. You've got to admire a 5'3 Notre Dame obsessed assclown getting the shit kicked out of him....wait, did I say admire? I meant to say, "laugh at"

My Blog

Most annoying TV characters of all-time

10) Zach Braff: Scrubs "you're so deep Zach&.so deep!"     Ever since I saw Mr. Braff on MTV's punk'd when he got his precious Porsche spray-painted and then proceeded to threaten a 12 ye...
Posted by Joboo on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:35:00 PST

Airplanes and Dipshits III  SWA Business Select

So this is blog three of a seemingly endless amount of material when it comes to the airlines, airports, or air travelers. I can never get enough and apparently the supply is constant.   I fly S...
Posted by Joboo on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST

Dating tips....for women

a) Get rid of your fuckin catsJesus, try a troll doll....ANYTHING. Something with a personality. And something that doesn't base it's existence solely on eating, shitting, and scratching. b...
Posted by Joboo on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:34:00 PST

Dating tips....for guys

a) Develop an affinity for catsUnderstand, this does not mean BUY a cat...because this will work against you in the, "he's probably gay" kind of way. This one was difficult for me to accept. I hate ca...
Posted by Joboo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:25:00 PST

Chef Casey Thompson

For those of you who don't know, there's a little show on Bravo called Top Chef. I honestly don't watch a whole lot of TV, and if I do - it's recently been to catch the first quarter of my favorite fo...
Posted by Joboo on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:06:00 PST

I got soul, but I’m not a soldier

I wanna stand up, I wanna let goYou know, you know - no you don't, you don'tI wanna shine on, in the hearts of menI want a meaning from the back of my broken hand Another head aches, another heart bre...
Posted by Joboo on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST

Non-singles at bars

I love when people bitch about the comment I'm about to make:   Bars are for single people.   If you're married or are in a serious relationship, stay home. Yea, I said it.   But ...
Posted by Joboo on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST

Things that piss me off: Post Vacation Edition

1) Crocs and Tevas What in the hell ARE these!?   There are no words to describe the anger that surfaces when I see these&things&being worn by a person. I can't even say anything. BRIGHTLY C...
Posted by Joboo on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

airplanes and dipshits: part II

So I got back from my trip to Atlanta yesterday....and let me tell you, I am back with some new material.   Observation I: Suitcases with wheels   Alright, so if you're traveling to Afri...
Posted by Joboo on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

The match.com / True.com ads&.

Yea, people think I'm looking at porn sometimes when I'm simply checking my myspace. It's annoying. You have hot girls popping up everywhere. I admit it, the first couple of times I saw these pictures...
Posted by Joboo on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:55:00 PST