Paint by numbers, my guinea pig, Stella, 3 kitties, and geriatric dogs, love to go out for cocktails with friends, ghost stories, coffee, great bands w/ small crowds, people who really do know it all, classic cars and the people who love them, anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously,fascinated by serial killers, but don't wanna be one when I grow up! Well timed sarcasm, comedy, fancy boozie drinks in pretty glasses, exotic va-ca destinations, chain smoking road trips, quirky roadside attractions, mechanical bulls, roadside bars in small towns, dive bars in strange cities, fried food, garden gnomes, sock monkeys, lunch in new restaurants,chemistry, physiology, physics, nutrition, and ANYONE who understands science, Sunday brunch, antiques, photography, commas, and adventures/escapades..life is too short!
Acupuncturists, People who are fun,interesting, enthusiastic and intelligent who do not want to have cyber-sex or sell me an i-pod, or tell me how to make $ taking surveys, or adult toys, or "free" gift cards, or ring tones, or want to show me their web cam. Instead I want to meet anyone who can help me answer the 1000's of questions I have about everything...I'm very inquisitive and I wonder around a lot. Would also like to meet people that could recommend a good book, a rockin' band, talk about a great show or offer up a bit of humor....I also have a list of dead writers who inspire me and useless celebrities that I would like to smack. Oh and the president. I have some issues I would like to discuss....then I would like to push him in front of a bus.Then I could meet the secret service. That might be cool.
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Very ecclectic. Lucero is my fave new band (not really new, just learned about them) 80's hair bands, Motley Crue, AC/DC , G-n-R, Dean Martin, Sinatra, Deadbolt, The Doors, Roger Clyne, Drag the River, Blue October, Supersuckers, Pulley, Sublime, Louis XIV, Old 97's, Ryan Adams, OK GO, Tom Waites, The Killers, Elvis, Rancid, The Ramones, Iggy Pop, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molley, Cake, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Johnny Cash, Hank III, (II & I)Willie Nelson, and all of the amazing local talent here. I could go on
Transformers!!!! Princess Bride, Labyrinth, The Jerk (most quoatable movie ever)or anything with Steve Martin, horror flix with monsters,the muppets, LOVE animated movies, first three Star Wars, The Green Mile, Heathers, 80's teen flicks! Chris Farley movies, Zombies, mutated hillbillies (Hills have eyes, wrong turn, Texas Chainsaw..etc)Japanese horror, Marilyn Monroe, Easy Rider, Pan's Labyrinth.
Family Guy, The Simpsons, I am an admitted reality show (especially VH1) adddict...Love Gorden Ramsey (glad he's not my dad!) Ceasar Milan, Travel Channel, Breaking Bad! I love Cable!
Too many books, so little time...Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore..."Lamb" is genius!!! His vampire books are hysterical.! Early Stephen King, Kerouac, Tom Wolfe, "Don't Sleep with your Drummer", Vonnegut, Borroughs, Bukowski, Tim Sandlin, Hemmingway, Greg Macguire, some stuff I will NEVER admit, stories of characters that don't find redemption (like A Confederacy of Dunces), "Steal This Book", Doug Coupland, Hunter S Thompson.
You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
people.
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Cowboys, Mae West, Abbie Hoffman, Henry Rollins, Indiana Jones