I get spots, i walk round the house in baggy tshirts, no makeup and unbrushed hair, i wear odd socks.. sometimes they have holes in them, i generally wear unmatched underwear, i sing really badly.
I have recently decided that the problems of the world could be solved very simply through the use of Mr Kiplings French Fancies.
Iraq could be sorted out in a jiffy if only Bush and Blair took my advice and air dropped into Basra and Baghdad a whole shipment of those exceedling good cakes. Whilst they're at it, they could pre-empt their problems with Iran and North Korea and drop some in there too. The world would be a better place.
I Friggin love Take That. I cried like a baby when they split up (13.02.96.. a sad sad day). I danced and screamed like a loon when they got back together.
I like going to gigs but I have suspect navigational skills and I need a personal sat nav. I like bad jokes.
I don't like stuck up and obnoxious people, try hards/people who think they're too cool for school and can't just put the image on hold for five minutes to really have a good time. I don't get the whole clapham/balham scene.. i just don't understand.
If i ever forget my umbrella you can guarantee it will rain, I want to punch slow walking people in the head, i hate public displays of affection... unless it's me. I dislike rude people.
I once broke my wrist dancing. Yes.
I am attempting to learn Japanese. It's taking a while though.
