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Ice Age Survivor

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About Me


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I'm pretty fuckin awesome at claw machines. Just sayin'. I have excellent depth perception. But what do i know from perceptions.

"Rock me, Amadeus...with coffee."

"do you realize that I wanna smash you and hug you at the same time?" "yeah so. I wanna slit your fuckin throat everyday. we're still buddies though, right?" "NO! we're not buddies. we're just two fuckin lunatics who can't stay away from each other." "...so, i'll call you?" (friendship is confusing lol)

"Nothing is any of my business."

*watching an episode of Cops* "dood, is it weird that the Cops theme song kinda turns me on?" "no. im fuckin turned on RIGHT NOW. i would totally have sex to that song are you kiddin me."

"Yeah...thanks for coming to work today..."

"I guess I'm gonna have to be a lone gunslinger then." "Yeah, me too. Let's be lone gunslingers...TOGETHER."

"Ugh. You're like a terrible drug." "Yeaahhh. I know. I, like, give people METH FACE lol." "Awww no....dood I have meth face??"

"Assassin's Creed. That's the prayer i say every night before bed."

Nicest thing anyone has ever said to me: "I actually find you so terrifying that I have to read Stephen King books just to come down."

My Interests

I'm not really sure I have a short attention span, but to compose a general and bland list: art(namely drawing and painting), eating organic food, going places just for coffee (in this state that is considered a full blown activity), and i suppose bookstores, small gatherings lol, writing and working on music, and being creepily optimistic.

I'd like to meet:

People sans ignorance. anyone who can hold a conversation. i'll most likely interrupt you though...it's not so much a tourettes thing as it is that I'm unwittingly a douchebag sometimes. only sometimes though.

Music:

i'm still trapped in the late 70's, 80's and the 90's sometimes, but thats because these days i remain unimpressed with the majority of music i come across. i do enjoy good indie music, oldschool alternative, classic rock, metal, and occasionally a michael bolton song or two lmao. my reputation's ruined! (what reputation?)

Movies:

if its a comedy it better be fucking hilarious (i.e. the Big Lebowski) or i like films that are mindfucks (A Scanner Darkly), and horror movies that arent destroyed by seriously poor acting although cheesy props and gore that can make you laugh and cringe at the same time are great...but if the movie is wicked scary, you're gonna have to stay over lol

Television:

the british channel! i'm a dirty beggar!!

Books:

"hey back off...I'm a scientist."

Heroes:

the people who get up and go to work every morning...despite their brain's best wishes...which are usually borderline debilitating. gods among men!

My Blog

uhhhh...yeah

once in a while when i have a wicked bad day, something will make me laugh hysterically, and then i realize life is still shitty lol...but also pretty fuckin funny."Do you remember that book we saw, w...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:38:00 PST

PS3 = everything good in this world lol

Army of Two!! i think this has the names of certain madmen written all over it lol. annnnnd i believe we know who's names those are. This game was created for best friends. because in real life if my ...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:05:00 PST

we have...ARRIVED

when scouring the land for a bite to eat...Corduroy Jones and myself found this to be unusually fitting...it was as if someone KNEW we were on our way! lol. i dont think we'd ever return though. its a...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:56:00 PST

Built to Spill

An excellent Indie band. Highly recommended. Especially if you're high. But you don't have to be.Built to Spill "Carry the Zero"        I'm not knocking your want to carr...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

"I’ve got the medicine..."

Well, I can't sleep just yet. I guess I'm gonna share some funny quotes taken verbatim from my day at work with the notorious Corduroy J seen as though we just talk about stupid shit for hours anyhow....
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST

Creative Differences

-"dood...we're starting a band."-"really? what kind of band?"-"...a band of brothers."-*laughs*"we're gonna fight in WW2!"well anyhow...I suppose maybe I have possibly decided to turn over a new leaf ...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:13:00 PST

concrete shoes

Apparently I was at one point in my life, a fat little mafioso lol. I even had the italian hand gestures down pat. I'm the godfather!! ...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

pushin' up daisies

    - In order to be fully functional, a brain region has to grow its cells and get them connected with other cells in the various regions with which it communicates. It seems to take t...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

Notes from the Underground

"Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only to his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that ...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

"did we lose these fuckin clowns or what!?"

Apparently I'm the closest thing they got right now to an assistant manager without being PAID like an assistant manager. I need a random road trip. Whos with me? Cuz if youre not with me youre agains...
Posted by Ice Age Survivor on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST