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I'm pretty fuckin awesome at claw machines. Just sayin'. I have excellent depth perception. But what do i know from perceptions.
"Rock me, Amadeus...with coffee."
"do you realize that I wanna smash you and hug you at the same time?" "yeah so. I wanna slit your fuckin throat everyday. we're still buddies though, right?" "NO! we're not buddies. we're just two fuckin lunatics who can't stay away from each other." "...so, i'll call you?" (friendship is confusing lol)
"Nothing is any of my business."
*watching an episode of Cops* "dood, is it weird that the Cops theme song kinda turns me on?" "no. im fuckin turned on RIGHT NOW. i would totally have sex to that song are you kiddin me."
"Yeah...thanks for coming to work today..."
"I guess I'm gonna have to be a lone gunslinger then." "Yeah, me too. Let's be lone gunslingers...TOGETHER."
"Ugh. You're like a terrible drug." "Yeaahhh. I know. I, like, give people METH FACE lol." "Awww no....dood I have meth face??"
"Assassin's Creed. That's the prayer i say every night before bed."
Nicest thing anyone has ever said to me: "I actually find you so terrifying that I have to read Stephen King books just to come down."