....Beau... :)...The Wizard of Aus... profile picture

....Beau... :)...The Wizard of Aus...

the path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devils own satanic herd!!!!!

About Me

...... I'm a man...a man that invented the wheel and Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn... thats the kind of man i am...and u cant get a more manly sport then fondling ones own balls for several hours, and throwing them along a strip of excessively treated patch of grass... yes i love to play lawn bowls :D... no seriously :|... tis a grand game :P I'm 18 and just finished my last year of school at Jesmond High in Newcastle...Now im in the University of New England (Armidale), currently studying Computer Science and loving it... UNE life is great guys...anyways... I now dont just focus on lawnbowls... Ive just started playing Badminton, Waterpolo and Beach volleyball ... all great games... Im a huge computer nerd... as my degree would suggest but i love it...I love to meet new people, go out and have a good time and nothings more important than friends and pumping out some classic 80's soundtracks...anyways Party hard and hit me up...myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page...

My Interests

Hanging with friends, meeting new people...and old ones... listening to music and playing with my big orange balls for several hours at a time :P =lawn bowls... don't act like your not impressed ;

I'd like to meet:

Pope Gregory the ninth, on his steam boat... the saucy sue... moored in South Africa where he is having a party with the English cricket team and the balkanize goddess of plenty; having said that...anyone really as long as their not boring or emo. so if u are a unique and bright individual, as I'm sure u r, please drop bye and say hello ;) It'll be interesting
I made this Flash Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Music:

I love alternative rock...especially the Arctic Monkeys, End of Fashion, Kaiser Chiefs not to mention The Dresdan Dolls...I also love old school metal and rock like... Led Zepplin, Guns and roses, Ironmaiden and Black Sabbath... oh and almost every bit of glamrock ever made...and yes... i can admit it... even 80's wave :P

Movies:

Anchorman, Spaceballs, Ratrace any Monty python movie really... no doubts in my mind...senseless comedy's are the best... also a bit of random violence thrown in like scarface and the godfather ohhh and i despise any romantic comedy or chick flick... they kill me

Television:

That 70's show, futurama and black adder once again laughing at the tv senslessy alone and antisocial for hours is what i do best :)

Books:

Dont read too much but The Wheel of time series is rather ripping :)

Heroes:

without a doubt; the incredible Mr Steven, for lassoing that brunette lass at that nightclub (he was as full as a bishops ball bag), and breaking the tension with her friends. LOL the daggs a riot!!!