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Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

About Me



I've got a bone to pick with the morning sun and the first last call.

I now live in the US Virgin Islands. It's rather nice.

I really enjoy anything in list format, bullet points, trivia and drinking games.

If you know nothing else about me, you should know that I love hair metal, beer, romantic comedies and my friends. You can somehow be a part of all of those things, then we may be onto something.

My Interests

Friends. Music. Humor. Sarcasm. Zombies. Ninjas. Pirates. Vampires. Cheap red wine. Daytime television. Dawn. Dusk. Vanilla. Thrift Stores. 99cent vinyl. Garage sales. Sylvia Plath. Henry David Thoreau. Body Mods. Fall. Rainy Days. Views of the city lights. A well-fitting pair of jeans. Bridges. Road trips to no-where. Mix tapes. Sing-a-longs. Hair metal.

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE TO GET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE ON THIS DAMMN ISLAND!!

"Sam is nobody's friend. If Sam was an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick."

People who actually have bands listed under favorite music. This "I love it all!" bullshit is not going to fly. No-one likes all music. I'm sure I've got some you don't like. People who say they love all music, really don't like music at all, at least not enough to have an opinion. And thats sad.

“Without music, life would be an error.” - Nietzsche

Music:

I'll just give you the big ones...
Alkaline Trio
Guns N Roses
Jimmy Eat World
The Smiths
Journey
Motley Crue
Asobi Seksu
City and Colour
Arcade Fire
Band Of Horses
Belle & Sebastien
Dragonforce
Funeral For A Friend
Honorary Title
The Decemberists
Joshua Radin
Iron Maiden
Bane
Ted Leo
Cursive
Muse
Brand New
The Clash
The Ramones
Taking Back Sunday
Lucero
Mew
Motion City Soundtrack
Interpol
Minus The Bear
The Spill Canvas
Alexisonfore
Paul Simon
The Weakerthans
Sun Kill Moon
Copeland
The Shins
The New Pornographers
I love you but I've chosen darkness
Editors
The Notwist
..you get the idea

LISTEN TO ELLIOTT SMITH

Movies:

The Goonies
Love Actually
Moulin Rouge
Shawn Of The Dead
About A Boy
High Fidelity
Donnie Darko
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
Monty Python
Neverending Story

Television:

THE OFFICE!
Entourage
Flavor Of Love
The Daily Show
Lost
America's Next Top Model
Nip Tuck
Heroes

Books:


Charles Bukowski
David Sedaris
Chuck Palahniuk
Dave Barry
Nick Hornby
Mary Roach
Chuck Klosterman

Heroes:

My Mum
Henry Rollins
Elliott Smith
Matt Skiba
Tim Armstrong
The Cheerleader

My Blog

California, Oregon, Continental US...its been real...

I guess seeing as the flight is booked, and most of you know anyway, I should announce that I am moving to St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands in September.My Mom lives out there, and I really want to be...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:31:00 PST

Sam’s Favorite Records of 2007

Ahhh. You know Christmas is coming when all the year end lists begin. Notice I said "Sam's favorite records" and not "the best records" because while I'm sure Kanye West put out a great album, i didn'...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

The End Of Musical Snobbery

Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, I am a fake music snob. I lie about how much of a musical snob I am on a regular basis and it's time to come clean. As you may or may not know, I used to work at an indepen...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it. - Henry Rollins

I am always amazed by people who marry their highschool sweethearts. It's something that I can't help but be jealous of. Imagine being that much in love. And I'm not talking about being in love enough...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

My Life In The Words of Alkaline Trio

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song LYRICS by that band:: Alkaline Trio 1. Are you female or male:: do you remember the story of the boy and his first date? 2. Describe yourself:: I tr...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

A blog about travelling, and things that I notice...

I haven't been travelling in a long time, and I had forgotten all the little things that make it just that much more rewarding. So I present to you, things Sam notices when sitting in an airport for f...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

What are you so afraid of? (NEW LYRICS)

*I feel that these are some of the better lyrics I have written in a while so I thought I'd share and see what you think.* "What are you so afraid of?"She said stay, please stayStay well away from me...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

Ever posted me an awesome comment? Look here.

I went back to when I first re-joined myspace and re-read all of my old comments. I pulled out a few I thought were timeless. Have a read. I'm sure it will spark memories and inside jokes.Few things h...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

New Song...as of yet, untitled....

It's pretty much finished. Played on a solo acoustic guitar. It has a neat melody line I am quite proud of. Enjoy.(VERSE 1)It's getting colderAnd the trees are on fireYou're one year olderAnd one year...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

" Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable" - The Wizard Of Oz

Glassy looks and dog-eared books Can now make way for love-starved crooks I can't live like this anymore Bloodshot eyes and dollar signs Can't save us now, so close the casket We're done for. Where...
Posted by samsamsamsamsamsamsam on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:01:00 PST