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Jordan the Jawbreaker

AHH THE SCOTISH NUKKAH!!!

About Me

hey for all you guys reading this my name is jordan xavier Raya. im a sophmore in ventura highschool. my hobbys include playing bass hanging out with the guys. im planning on getting a job. i got a bro named armando. i also play WoW now. im preety happy here and i think it can only get better... fuck the police! man lately things have been going my way.

My Interests

beer,jackdaniels,smoking,sex,fucking shit up,destroying property thats not mine. also talking to this girl im geography class

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet someone who loves the same stuff as me like the decesed but great GG ALLIN
Funny Videos

Music:

the germs,vandals,exploited dysfunctioal chaos,the paroles rhinocharge,children of bodom, the unseen, hypocrisy, DIR EN GREY, dark tranquility, and some other stuff

Movies:

fuck all other movies! The Super Mario Brothers movie is the coolest and best movie of all time! and if you dissagree, fuck me? FUCK YOU!

Television:

youtube

Books:

kama sutra its a damn good book if you have the time and someone whos intrestedhttp://vegassantiago.com/images/chamonboxa.jpg

Heroes:

indiano jones cause he taught me how to RHINOCHARGE THAT bitch!, bill cosby cause he made a hipitty hop record, meagman cause he knows how to jock the bitches and slap the ho's, mario and luigi cause the always wanna fucking eat spaghetti, and fucking brain ninja's cause tehy know how to get in ther and FA~SHING and cut us guys, dimitri martin cause he's the besst comedian of all!, jax from martal kombat cause he doesnt take shit from theat bitch jhonny cage, and lebron james just cause he knows how to make lighting lemonade bubblegum, duke nukem because hes got balls of STEEL! also he taught me how nerds get really mad if ya fuck around on a soundboard, teh alpha male because he took jeenifer away, and teh guy who wont clean up his tomigatchis poop so he gets juanita to do it cause tahst jsut gross! and juanita/juan cause they taught me you can be two people in one, JIB cause me and him were eating breakfeast and he knocked down my snickers so we battled to teh death and he fight like a real man, also the guy who invented crack cause without him i would have prooly have passed highschool, and tidus cause he can make a bitch look for him for years and then walk awya from her like it watin nutin!and also my uncle cause he gunned down a cop. domon cause he MAKES you take his anger love and ALL OF HIS SORROW! frosty cause if he wasnt around the world would be engulfed by the princess of narnia,super rub a dub cause the bronze duck cannot be eaten by huge blinking red sharks, turok cause he inveted the knife kill, george bush waht more can i say, crispin cause he always leads you to the virus, cortez cause its time to SPLIT!,dunkin cause he brands himself with a fork, skar cause i hate simba too, oliver cause he has a scruffy ass beard and eats my fucking pizza, my cousin david cause he steals music and then gives it to me, scrambles the death dealer cause he knows how to touch me,biglots cause the have so many not deals, kratos cause he rides the titans ass to destroy the gods, jhuugun cause alot of otehr warlocks have clones of his felass, kataklysm cause they are the one good thing to come out of canada, john wayne cause he raped little indians mother, the rathalos cause you cant jsut start off on him, my grandma cause she can make a vietnam veteran cry, the vandal's cause they teach me wife beating's ok, the house of the dead cause ufo??, the magician cause he wants revenge!, micheal the exile cause he fucked up and now evereone knows the recipe, teh alchemist cause he sucks so bad he cant even make kit kats and he yells im a ''shitty ass alchemist'' all the time!, joey and trixie cause they get so much fucking fur everewhere, matt cause he gets way to drunk off rum, bobby the spider cause he took me to his GUN SHOW!, psycho mantis cause the dual shock kicked his ass, drebin cause eye have you, his monkey cause he smokes and drinks narc soda, otacon cause he made the new and improved mark III, tom cruise cause he has a fifty cal, MOOGGGLEE, paco cause he doesnt know what all these damn kids are doing around, Beast cause he invented the gun to kill himself,