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Maggie

I am here for Friends

About Me

Likes : John Taylor, My Friends, vampires, tattoos, mermaids, slick-backs, pvc and perspex, high heels, cowboy boots, underwear, Animal Crossing, leather, underwear, horror movies, anything by Tim Burton, the smell of chicken stock cubes or sun on skin,VIVA PINATA, text messages,zombies, getting post, neon, dancing, anything 80s, thai food, johnny depp and being a gay-lord.

My Interests

In no particular order:
Getting hysterical on a daily basis with Phoebe
Beating up John and kissing him better
Trying to do footloose dancing as well as Rachael and failing
Going on 134 buses and cackling with Dina
Striding around so Laura has to jog and being sick in her bin
Dragging Gregg to rubbish horror re-makes on purpose
Insulting my favourite boys Rob, Will and Jo (it's just too easy)
Dancing on tables with Zoe and taking computer games too seriously
Vanessa's fancy dress parties where Cherry and Jemima steal the show, any excuse for me to dress like a ho
Getting piggy-backs from John while screetching in his ear, pretty much anything with John cos he's OK.

I'd like to meet:

.... My friends. Or Johnny Depp. Or anyone into karaoke. PLEASE DON'T ADD ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, IT'S A WASTE OF YOUR BLOODY TIME!

Music:

ok, itll be in alphabetical order, but im not a loser like Carmen, it's just the order it comes up on my I-pod: AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Arch Enemy, Blink 182, Blondie, Bloc Party, Bonnie Tyler, The Cure, Chuck Berry, CSS, David Bowie, The Distillers, Dolly Parton, Gallows, Gary Newman, GUNS N ROSES, Interpol, Johnny Cash,Kanye!, Kate Bush, The Kings of Leon, The Klaxons, The Knife, Maddonna, Misfits, The New Young Pony Club, Peaches, The Police, The Pretenders, Prince, SEND MORE PARAMEDICS, Postalservice, The Smiths, Skid Row, Tapes n Tapes, TV on the Radio, The Yeh Yeh Yehs, The Young Guns and pretty much every cheesy 80s song you can think of.

Movies:

The Nightmare before Christmas, 300, Evil Dead , The Big Lebowski, Aliens , Donnie Darko, The Labrynth, Terminator 2, True Romance, Battle Royale, Sleepy Hollow,Return of the Living Dead,The never ending story, The Ring, Seven, The Lord of the Rings, Dracula,Pan's Labrynth,Batman 2, Willow,Footloose, Lost Boys, the Wedding Singer, ANCHORMAN, Napoleon Dynamite, Beetlejuice,Cry Baby-PURELY for the image of perfection that is Johnny Depp!

Television:

Lost. The F word. Wife Swap. Any dodgy bodyshock docs such as 'the man who gave birth to his twin' or that one with the special people dating agency. It's me or the dog. Prison Break. Proirot. Family Guy.

Books:

'The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy' by Tim Burton. Look, i'll level with you, I don't read. Actually, new edition: I am Legend.

Heroes:

My mum. Bruce Campell. ..The new Burberry Prorsum collection.

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Posted by Maggie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST