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NESSY SUPERSTAR!

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About Me

It's time to put the 9 to 5 up on a shelf cuz I am ready to let the madness and the music get into ME! I've lived an Off the Wall life and honestly, there's not much that shocks me anymore. That being said I love a good surprise or scandal as much as the next person. In life you will meet no one like me and for that you should be thankful. I tend to spend a lot of my time plotting romances and trying to create deep & meaningful relationships between me and a whole slew of famous folks. So far all of my scheming and plotting and strategizing and casually dropping into their living rooms hasn't got me a damn thing but a bunch of restraining orders and some annoying cease & desist letters. Whatever! Eat my Ass, Richard Simmons! It's his loss not mine and don't get me started on Monique. Just don't! I mean it. I also spend an inordinate amount of time talking on the telephone and drinking loads and loads of TAB. Sometimes I drink my TAB with its cousin-Vodka. That's a nice way to start the day. Ok so remember.....Nothing comes between me and my Calvins! Unless there's cash on the table or we're behind Benitos on Santa Monica and Highland and its 4 in the morning and I am a broke down hungry bitch who's got a Pimp with a bad attitude and a worse crack habit to support. But since that ain't never gonna happen could you please hand me my magazine. Where's my sunglasses? Now fix me a Vodka Tab and let's get this damn show on the road!!!! HEY! You gotta Hundred Dollars for my Cousin???

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet you if you have lots of energy, loads of style,an advanced sense of humor,are totally into music, you're in posession of a WIDE open mind, you feel that knowledge is power and you're strong, you actively read books and can converse about them, you try to live real healthy but realize the importance of candy, you have strong and somewhat strange opinions on trivial and important things and you will defend your viewpoint no matter who's challenging your worldview! We're talking about hammering that damn point home till the cows come home and go back out again! In addition to all those important qualifications you'll gladly and happily drive my tired ass around as I constantly drive you crazy by switching the music whenever a song I hate (or maybe I like it but might be sick of it) comes on the stereo, you'll go thrift store shopping and tell me to put back all the stuff I don't desperately need , we'll share real strong VodkaTABs, we'll laugh our asses off, you'll swear I don't look fat and that my hair looks Uhmazing, then laugh a whole hell of a lot more, and most importantly I'll let YOU be YOU and you'll let ME be ME!!That being said I would like to meet you if you have scazzilions of cash and want to bankroll some of my wild ideas. You know I got lots of those. I am thinking of a retirement home for ancient circus employees. Think about it. You know you're curious....table table table td.text table table div { background-image:none;;

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