The name is..
and I am a[n]..
>>gusty triskaidekaphobic.<<
>>tenacious dyslexic.<<
>>stubborn optimist.<<
>>honest hypocrite.<<
>>reliable confidant.<<
>>contradictive bitch.<<
>>bubbly and spontaneous sugaraholic.<<
>>misconstrued woman of childish antics.<<
>>and one inimitable tease.<<
