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Andi

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Create your own Friend Quiz hereI bake pies, and lasagna, and cookies in mass quantities. I wear my hair in two French Braids because Jayden likes it. I own a glue gun, which I use to be crafty. "The Muppets Take Manhattan" is in my top ten favorite movies. I tap dance. I'd wear sundresses all year long if I could. I get emotional during those Dove Commercials. I use a complicated series of sound effects to beguile Jayden into doing things he doesn't want to do. I have never shoplifed. I would have chosen Finn over McDreamy. I've recently replaced meals with cigarettes. I own a chainsaw bearing a sticker that says: Ride Naked. I drive a 95 Bronco with blacked-out windows and a Trogdor decal. I listen to very loud music. I've smoked pot in Government Center twice this past month. I watch a varied assortment of porn that I've acquired on my own accord. I dance on bars. I shoot guns. I love my own cleavage. I. Always. Want. It. Harder. I got into a fist fight at The Rack. I swear like a sailor. I sing in my truck at the top of my lungs, and when the spirit moves me, I play air drums. I went into heavy labor without an epidural. I hiked the Grand Canyon. If you see me in a short skirt, chances are I'm wearing thigh highs, and possibly garter belts. I read Shakespeare for fun. I keep my wardrobe and shoes on five neatly organized racks in the sun room. I was an excellant ballet student. I buy expensive Thank You cards. In my expansive library I have several books just on ettiquette. I'm quickly becoming a wine snob. I just found out how much I love Jazz. Table manners are of the utmost importance to me. At work I become irrate when having to make Apple-tinis, or anything ending in 'tini' that isn't vodka or gin with a drop of dry vermouth. I dig dry British Humor. I drink Champagne like it's going out of style. I voted for McCain in the primary. My diaper bag is a Kate Spade. If I could eat lobster everyday, I certainly would. 95% of all of my undies, bras, nightgowns, and assorted lingerie come from Victoria's Secret. I refuse to light my own cigarettes in the company of gentlemen and lesbians.
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My Interests

My son Jayden, theatre, dancing, singing, writing, improv, champagne, Shakespeare, Kevin Smith, Dark Comedy, Arboriculture, photography, partying like a Hilton, Juliet Lewis, clothes, The Simpsons, David Sedaris, witty dialogue, Madonna, directing, dramaturgy, Improv, vh1, No Doubt, my cleavage, Chicken Piccata, hiking, Strong Bad, camping, shopping, tequila, Boston, my girlfriends, my guyfriends, politics, ranting and raving, Mexican Food, bar hopping, corsets, dogs, tap dancing, Wanda Sykes, Brak, Bill Hicks, Lisa Lampenelli, cooking, you.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .. No Doubt, Madonna, Greenday, Beastie Boys, Velvet Revolver, Missy Elliot, The Scissor Sisters, Journey, Pat Benetar, Steve Miller Band, Robbie Wiliams, The Donnas, Weezer, White Stripes, Bangels, Aretha Franklin, Lil' Kim, The Von Bondies, The Flaming Lips, Janis Joplan, STP, Alanis, Eryka Badu, P Diddy (back when he was Puffy), Led Zepplin, Joan Jet, Blondie, Blink, Wyclef, Liz Phair, Michael Buble, and The Black Eyed Peas, Motion City Soundtrack, The Gossip.

Movies:

Dogma, Beautiful Girls, Full Metal Jacket, A League of Their Own, The Wizard of Oz, American Beauty, High Fidelity, Pirates of the Caribbean, Muppets Take Manhattan, Donnie Darko, The House of Spirits, Office Space, Mall Rats, Requiem for a Dream, Stand By Me, The Sweetest Thing, Caddyshack, Blazing Sadles, Garden State, Friday, Outside Providence, Annie, Hook, Napoleon Dynamite, Happy Texas, Space Balls, Scarface (Hughes), Nine to Five, Rocky (1 & 2), Old School, Grease, Super Troopers, Closer, The Prophecy, PCU, Alice in Wonderland, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Cruel Intentions, Dazed and Confused, Frequency, Ghostbusters, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Thirteen, Saving Silverman, Labyrinth, Freeway, The Exorcist, Clerks, Tommy Boy, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Cradle Will Rock, Love Actually, Broken Flowers, and The Weather Man.

Television:

The Simpsons, Scrubs, Saturday Night Live, Lost, Desperate House Wives, Surreal Life, I Love The Series', Arrested Developement, Best Week Ever, Entourage, The Comback, Boston Legal, Will and Grace, Trading Spaces, Grey's Anatomy, Monster House, CSI, Mythbusters, My Name is Earl, MXC, The Office, Weeds, and Web Junk 20. P.S. I'd rather have a pap smear then watch MTV.Watch this clip... it kicks my ass.

Books:

Up a Road Slowly, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Bitch, Braindroppings, The Catcher in the Rye, Naked, The Delta of Venus, 1984, Angels & Demons, The DaVinci Code, A Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want, Things You Need to Be Told, Fear of Flying, Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day, Where the Wild Things Are, The Star-Bellied Sneeches.

Heroes:

Currently, Alanis's Lumps.

My Blog

The Quote Board (11/25)

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..> ..> Started on August 9th 2006 My friends are too funny not to have a quote board. Tammy Mark, could you ge...
Posted by Andi on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

We Ruin Our Own Children and Either Dont Know or Dont Care

Before Jayden, I didn't notice things that related to children.  I had no reason to.  My friends didn't have kids, and there really weren't any little children in the family that I saw regul...
Posted by Andi on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:04:00 PST

Why I Hate Talking to Republicans

Typically, I'm an opened minded person, and my thoughts are often grounded in the reality that we live in today.  Yet, to a republican, my thoughts and views are always, always, contstrued as irr...
Posted by Andi on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:24:00 PST

Top Ten Reasons Why I Miss The Improv Asylum

10. I miss belting out music from my "Rockstar" playlist while in traffic on the way to the Improv Asylum. 9. I miss the controlled mischief I got into there, and instead I'm engaging in unc...
Posted by Andi on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST

Upholding That My Life is a Pile of Weirdness

I had just fixed myself a snack.  An awesome snack.  Two pieces of dark chocolate with peanut butter, beef jerky, fruit leather, and a cup of Pirate Booty (all low fat... even the Peanut but...
Posted by Andi on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:51:00 PST

Mischief and Mayhem

The night started out simple enough, Bonnie and I driving around looking for something to do.  Neither of us seemed interested in what the other was proposing, but neither wanted to just go home ...
Posted by Andi on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

My Life, A Series of Absurd Circumstances by Andi French

I get this randomly weird phone message from a guy who graduated a year after me at the Aggie.  I haven't seen this person in about 9 years.  It went like this: "Hey... Andi, this is Padric...
Posted by Andi on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:43:00 PST

So You’ve Had a Bad Day...

Nothing sucks worse than the helplessness you feel when your child is in need and it's all on you to fix things.  Jayden's 3 year check up was yesterday.  Jayden doesn't talk and that's a pr...
Posted by Andi on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST

Cosmo Can Suck It

I still DETEST Cosmo, passionately. Helen Gurley Brown (editor in chief for decades, is now only the editor of the International publications) was selected to do the Proust Questionaire for Vanity Fai...
Posted by Andi on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

Listen to Andi French for a Second

Alright, this round of House Teams at The Improv Asylum at 10pm on Wednesday nights is so BADASS!  Now this could be because we had a huge house, and the NXT cast was representing, and there are ...
Posted by Andi on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST