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Kurt Simplex

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About Me

DOWN WITH THE BAD BOY HUXLEY PIG! This is The Deej, i like stuff & things. I work in insurance. It sucks balls. I have a nice car tho. And my own house. And a savings account. I like a beer, i like getting rendered, i enjoy smoking & swearing a lot. I am pretty random really. I'm writing a book based on random things, its called "I'm A Disgrace" - A selection on tales, ideas, rants & general no-sense from the drugged up mind of an idiot. All in all I really think this behavior is why i am still single at the age of 28. Also with every year that goes by i feel myself getting more & more grumpy. Theres nothing else to report really - a quote from the film "The Waterboy" sums it all up - "I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain". Says it all really.END
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I Have Found Them

I have found them   After searching for what seemed a lifetime, they have finally turned up. I knew that I had seen them but it took a while for me to remember. The yellow one was on the right as...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:58:00 GMT

Why I like Spiders

Why I like spiders There are many reasons why spiders are great, I will try to outline them as best I can. Spiders can be many sizes & shapes, they always have 8 legs though. Anyone who states th...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 14:28:00 GMT

This so-called "Chuckle-vision"

IS NOTHING OF THE SORT! Two ageing men, riding around in the "chucklemobile" or something. Getting up to all sorts of amusing mischief. Not. Get a grip of yourself, Barry. No-ones laughing at you. Com...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 18:13:00 GMT

Technology Sucks Balls (a rant by The Deej)

If anyone has any ideas of how to get some photos off a phone that has no battery, sim card, no bluetooth or computer connectability i'd like to know. This conundrum has bent my head beyond all repair...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:43:00 GMT

Random Rant(s) # 1 (Massive TV vs Social Life?)

Dilemma = Spent £600 on my massive TV. & £20 on High Def leads for the 360. Can't afford not to watch it/play video games as much as humanly possible. Also Forza 2 is out soon. Also GTA 4 is out ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:31:00 GMT

Interview with the Kaiser Chiefs

Hello. This is the Kaiser Chiefs. Dance music is made by lovers from space, high as a kite. But it's all gone wrong and she's turned into Wilson. And Babylon Zoo. You go on about music i make, she mak...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:04:00 GMT

The Deej 3

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from The Deej. Not to be outdone, The Deej  invented the car accident. In the beginning there was nothing...then The Deej looked...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:08:00 GMT

Migraines

Migraines. I fuckin hate them. I have had 2 in the space of 2 days and now i just want to die. I feel physically & emotionally drained and this is not good. Please kill me.
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:44:00 GMT

Beard Latest

It has gone. I got fed up with it itching like a motherbitch so it had to go. Also i don't want to jeopardise the rich vein of form i am currently in re. The opposite sex.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:38:00 GMT

The Beard

It is going to make a comeback. Not a feeble Noel Edmonds affair this time. Oh no. I'm goin for a full bore grizzly adams style uber-beard. At least a couple of months worth of growth. Come see your d...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:34:00 GMT