TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam, Ajay, Shervo
Birthday: 11/05/84
Birthplace: I was born on the dance
floor, ( well maybe just created on one)
Current Location: Representing
Suburbia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This
Year: Become Crown prince of Denmark,
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uh oh
Gotta take a wizz.
Your Best Physical Feature: My Ass
kicking foot.
Your Bedtime: reading, sleep and sex
and maybe building some kind of fort.
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss the
days when children played in the streets and people didn't need to lock thier
doors,
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger
king? This is Australia, its not mcfries its mcchips.
Single or Group Dates: What a lame
Question.
Chocolate or Vanilla: i've never had
sex with a black chick before but something tells me it'd be a whole lot
better... those bitches got rhythm! (im stealing that quote from Dules)
Cappuccino or Coffee: They are the
same thing..
Do you Smoke: Not offically
Do you Swear: fuck yea, No one swears
more..
Do you Sing: This question should be
Do i sing well, No touch downs for this kid.
Do you Shower Daily: No I Roll around
in the mud like those African Chicks.
Have you Been in Love: yes, It ruins
the best of us..
Do you want to go to College: I go to
College and No i don't thnk ill ever graduate.
Do you want to get Married: I'm
married to the Job, ( or i would be if i was on Law and order)
Do you belive in yourself: I believe
in Adam Jacobs
Do you think you are Attractive: I
know it
Are you a Health Freak: Freakishly
unhealthy
Do you play an Instrument: Does my
own count
In the past month have you Drank
Alcohol: I do enjoy a glass of sherry on the Odd occasion at Christmas and
During the Festive season.
In the past month have you Smoked:
Not Offically
In the past month have you been on
Drugs: hmmm
In the past month have you gone on a
Date: hmmm
In the past month have you gone to a
Mall: It's not mcmall its mc shopping centre.
Have you been on Stage: Yea im the
guy who cleans the stippers pole betweem shows at Spearmint Rhino.
In the past month have you been
Dumped: Not this month
In the past month have you gone
Skinny Dipping: Shrinkage in this weather would blow pretty hard.
In the past month have you Stolen
Anything: yeah and they ain't getting it back
Ever been Drunk: if u saw some of the
girls i've kissed you'd wanna hope so
Ever been called a Tease: more like i
have been teased
Ever been Beaten up: Constantly im
writing this from intensive care, Why do i proceed with this fucking lame
thing
Ever Shoplifted: Yea my mum made me
take it back, i cried.
How do you want to Die: Die of
exhastion after servicing the entire miss universe pageant's contestants.
What do you want to be when you Grow
Up: Taller
What country would you most like to
Visit: THe North pole.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 51.5 kg
Best Clothing Style: Sack cloth is
nice this season
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hmm
Number of CDs I own: ???
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1 but my obsession with more grows daily
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
I regret never learning the sound of silence
