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Gino Lang

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About Me

..pMy life is half three stooges episode, half afterschool special. I'm real big on honor and working for what you want. I'm a trader, a capitalist, an objectivist. I like cars. I know what's in the breifcase in Pulp Fiction. I like drinking. I like having good conversations and learning new things. I don't like text messaging. I'm into movies. I work with computers. I'm a bit of a writer. I like museums. I'm good at talking. I like clothes more than a straight guy should. I don't lie. No really- I don't. I think if you have a problem with the truth you should face it and change it. If you can't change it, you need to deal with it. I'm spiritual, but not religious. I like to read. I'm addicted to music. I don't give up. I love my life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Emannuelle Chriqui, Bob Saget, Warren Buffet, Hugh Hefner, Rise Against, Monica Belluci, Tucker Max, Brand New, P Diddy, Conan O'Brien, Felix Dennis, Master P and the guy that Voltron was based off of. I know what you're thinking, Bob Saget? You're goddamn right, Bob Saget. That motherfucker is hardcore.

Music:

Rock, Punk, Hip Hop, Classical, Rap, Swing, a little jazz and a lot of mellow shit. I like it all and I'm looking for more.

Movies:

I have this weird habit of quoting movies all the time. See if you know any of these. Points are for difficulty, obscurity, and of course style. 1.) We can't stop here, this is bat country! ...10pts 2.) What, like the back of a volkswagon? .....20 pts 3.) THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT! .....................30 pts 4.) You are not your fucking khakis..............10 pts 5.) Over and over in my head- you're so cool, you're so cool 50 pts 6.) What Country you from? / What? / They speak English in what? 10 pts 7.) Super dominant male monkey motherfucker Clint. Huh? Huh Motherfucker?..... 20 pts 8.) Gimmie the keys, you fucking cocksucker. 40 pts 9.) How am I funny?...................................10 pts 10.) I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused. And I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. But I think you're the fucking Antichrist.... 20 pts

Television:

Sopranos, Simpsons, The West Wing, The Apprentice, That 70s show, Sealab 2021, Spaceghost, Chapelle Show, the Daily show, Prison Break, Lost, The Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Atlas Shrugged is my friggin bible. Lullaby, Choke, Catch-22, DaVinci Code, Jurassic Park, The Dark Tower Series, 1984, Hollywood, Women, Thank You for Smoking.

Heroes:

When I got my first real job I was still living with my parents. I'd come home tired as all hell from my 10 hour days and go straight to my room and fall down. My mom would usually get home a little bit before me, but instead of laying down she set the table, cooked us all dinner, cleaned up afterwards, and then helped everyone else in the family with their BS problems. This while paying the bills, putting my sister through college, keeping us clothed, and putting up with our attitiudes. My dad, was no slouch either, but my mom is all powerful.

My Blog

Argentina - Prologue

In the pitch black skies above Columbia, I sit in my window seat and eagerly anticipate the moment we land. It's difficult to sit still for so long, and it's made worse by the slow invasion from the s...
Posted by Gino Lang on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST

This is My Time

I don't know where I went. Its like I was here, and I was living in the moment, and then somehow I got lost along the way. Like all the plans I made and all the grand ideas were put on the shelf and l...
Posted by Gino Lang on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

Fuck You Guys

To whom it may concern, I just wanted to say: Fuck you guys. You guys suck. I'm writing this from my 28th floor condo, as I smoke my cigarette and listen to music, on a Friday afternoon at about 5 ...
Posted by Gino Lang on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 05:32:00 PST

The Only Ninja Turtle Worth Mentioning

In the history of the world, I don't know if I've ever looked forward to a standard Monday in the office before. Not that it stopped me from procrastinating this morning, pushing off checking my e-mai...
Posted by Gino Lang on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:26:00 PST

In Search of Self

There are times and periods of reflection that we all must wade through as we try to find our way in this life. Some times, you get to a point where you don't quite feel like yourself. You're forced t...
Posted by Gino Lang on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

Be Soothed, My Bleeding Heart

Be soothed my bleeding heart. Be strong, and be true, because this could be the best thing to ever happen to you.I think this is the first time I've enjoyed heartache. I find it to be one of the most ...
Posted by Gino Lang on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:11:00 PST

The Words We Never Say

I wanted to come to you, to tell you I was almost ready. To say that I was finally going to be the man you've always wanted. I wanted to promise you that I would be back. That I would come back for yo...
Posted by Gino Lang on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:26:00 PST

Rubik's Bitch

Tonight's mental exercise comes in the form of a popular game, the second best thing to come from the 80s, preceded of course, by myself. This exercise was conducted in the parking lot of my office in...
Posted by Gino Lang on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

Phoenix

I know I should be sleeping right now. It's 12:31 and I have to be up in three and a half hours so I can fly to Phoenix with the CEO. I don't know who's job I've been doing since I woke up this mornin...
Posted by Gino Lang on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:24:00 PST

Hangovers Hurt for a Reason

The phone rang in my hotel room at eleven in the morning. I was already annoyed by the strange noise that seemed to be coming from the ceiling. A dull rumble, like when your phone ringer is set to vib...
Posted by Gino Lang on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST