Katie B - ProfilesArchive

About Me

They call me Katie.
I'm Fun, I promise you that.
I quote commercials, comedians, movies, and stupid things my friends and i may have said drunk, ALL THE TIME.
my parents are divorced.
I'm afraid of being alone. and i promise thats my only fear.
I make friends with all sorts of people.
I'm unsure of myself at times, yet so confident when everyones looking
I do not plan on getting married for a very long time.
I strongly dislike being called 'baby' because I feel that it demeans my character
I Love snakes, and know i look damn sexy holding one
I like Exploring everything.
I think people are the most Interesting thing.
I consumed 8 paczki's one year on fat Tuesday.
I adore the color green.
I've never been in love
I love Camping, Fishing, Getting Dirty, Capture the flag in Muddy conditions,and horseback riding.
I think that there is a reason for Everything.. weather it seems significant or not..
Sometimes strangers love me because I'm random and funny and that entertains people.
Sometimes strangers hate me because i ask personal things, or invite myself to explore there stuff
I Also Enjoy Bull riding, Rock climbing, Paint ball, And my favorite place is the Arches National Park, in Utah
My second toe is slightly longer than my first one.
I love oreos with peanut butter.. chocolate covered oreos, hell i just love food.
I'm Dangerously Ticklish, I cannot emphasize dangerous enough.
if your bi-lingual, your a little sexier in my book
I want to travel with the Renaissance festival.
I REALLY just want to travel Some day....
I drive a Honda Del Sol, I like her, shes little.
When things get bad, I try to drive as far away as possible
I think sometimes that i tried to grow up too fast...
and often wonder if it worked out for the better or worse
I'm the girl who will Compete for your attention and thrives to see you smile,
I'm the one who is always willing to take on a Dare,

who gets up and walks away Expecting that you will follow,
I'm the girl who has a secret, the one who loves to flirt, and fight with you, but cant help but squeal when you tickle her.
I am the girl who appreciates everything she has, but will give it all away.
I'm the girl who feels twice as deceived when you lie to her, but who feels twice as lucky that she found out.

the girl who feels more unaccomplished when she fails at trying to help someone else rather than herself.

who can tell her mom anything,

who understands no ones perfect, and can overlook it..

I can also be a real pain in the ass sometimes
So find me + wish4brokenstars +True Story by a girl named Katie.Act as if it were impossible to fail, because today will never come again

My Interests

Interests? well glad you asked.

all i want from you is sex, money, and material things. if you are of no use to me, i might hang on to you just for my amusment.
otherwise my interests are the nearest and dearest of friends and family, who without, i would be one lonely strange chick.
I also am quite interested in broadcast arts, which i am attending school for.
I find animals rather interesting.
People with autism and OCD are particularly interesting.
human behavior of all sorts is very interesting.

However things i find annoying:
Loud Bass.
Negativity.
Lack of honesty.
Ignorance.
Leaving your shopping cart by your car.
Acting like your better than someone
Lack of proper communitcation.Anyways... If you buy me things, cook for me, or are just generally a kickass kid, i will most likely fall in non-romantic, but complete sexual love with you.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can define the meaning of everything

Music:

MSI, ICP, Sugarcult, incubus, story of the year, little whyte, a small varity of rap, sublime, linkin park, hatebreed, Chimera, the USED, green day, System of a down, dashboard confessional, red hot chilli peppers, rise against, lynard skynard, nine inch nails, korn, tool, bob marley, mudvayne, eminem, incubus, but to be quite honest... theres more.... alot more...

Movies:

halloween, blow, pulp fiction, full metal jacket, nightmare on elm street, seed of chucky, fear and loathing in las vegas, SLC punk, anarchy cook book, wedding crashers, knocked up, anchorman, drop dead fred... i dont know.. theres kind of alot...

Television:

Law and Order SVU, CSI, nip/tuck, desperate housewives, greys anatomy, private practice, aqua team hunger force, Laguna Beach, dirty sexy money.

Books:

Damn i look good.
Tried on a dress the other day Showed off my skin, in just the right way Rolled off my hips, like finger tips, Legs long, Heart strong. Cascade hair falling, just to wear my back lies. Graceful, smooth, bare. Elegent shoulders, Slender wrists. Temptress in a dress, no one can resist. Supercilious walk, suave talk. This conquette can get Any man she set, Eyes upon A female don juan, The best i confess. Devil walking, in one hell of a dress~

Heroes:

My mom is my number one hero.

My Blog

Dear Alcohol.....we need to talk.

Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by Katie B on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:38:00 PST

the last day of the rest of my life

I did it, i walked up there, shook everyones hand. took the diploma, no one said 'syke!'. my name was on it, no typo's or misprints. and now its over. i'm never going to take another highschool class ...
Posted by Katie B on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

Almost there.

Im graduating in a week and a half... who knew... I feel like i'm missing something.... just a little bit empty... but i've got all of you guys, my family, and everything i could think of.... ju...
Posted by Katie B on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:57:00 PST

Cellardoor/if you could see the world i live in.

I feel like the world is going to end.Like i might not graduate.and that i work too much.and i dont get enough sleep.and i have no time for friends. and that my grades might be slipping.and that i wil...
Posted by Katie B on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

FINALLY!

So as it turns out, i had no reason to worry. I got my test results back today and i got 7 credits!!!! out of a possible 10!!!... Which pretty much means I am graduating with 3 1/2 more than needed.. ...
Posted by Katie B on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

To the friends i have neglected.

I am sorry. its not you its me. This winter/spring i planned on getttin A's in school and focusing on work, so i have money when i get the apt. in the fall, and i also got a gym membership. So b...
Posted by Katie B on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Request from the penis

The penis hearby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything i do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I w...
Posted by Katie B on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

On the road again!

Tomorrow morning i will be on the road again, I have an 87 BMW !!!!!FSLFJSOPFJOPSFIOJ!~!!!! WHAT! YES! But anywho, Christmas was great, And newyears was interesting, i partied with complete strangers....
Posted by Katie B on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

Failure to drive

So on Monday i broke my vehicle. Trish's power steering locked up while we were rounding a corner at meijer and i smacked her tire/left front side into a poll... i managed to break the axle...
Posted by Katie B on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST

Renz fest.

Today i went to my first renassaince festival. AND it was amazing. I met a man. who was rather dashing. And i intend on Continuing my adventure with him next saturday. Perhaps this time i'll go a...
Posted by Katie B on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST