Mr. Welton - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live for faggy, outdated trance and soul-crushing, ear-bleed inducing metal

::::Weltons doshite mo ichiban!::::

My Interests

Garbage bags, ball gags, duct tape, rain dates, shovels, band-saws, lime, thigh-highs, donkey shows, donkey punching, cookies, Tang, sandy shorts, warm water, ape-hangers, bells, horns, sunburns, flip flops, first tracks, tree runs, loud cars, dive bars...

I'd like to meet:

Books:

American Psycho, Choke, Dry, The God Delusion, Gray's Anatomy, Hollywood, Invisible Monsters, A Million Little Pieces, The PDR, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Tender Bar

Heroes:

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My Blog

Vans Triple Crown of Surfing / Holly's Holiday Dinner v.3

"Haole go home!" This is the parking lot of Aloha Stadium... before Pearl Jam opened up for U2. We were in the cool ghetto part of the lot by Lightpost "11", where people dry hump on bumpe...
Posted by Mr. Welton on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:51:00 PST

Beautiful moustache memories, random beach + bar and some bday photos

I turned 3! Thanks, Holly, for organizing a badass party, thanks so much to everyone who came. Send pics if you have them sl'ores! According to my camera there were only five people there... there ...
Posted by Mr. Welton on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST

the 4th in San Diego... GOD BLESS AMERICA

...yeah... some of these are the 3rd and the 5th, too, it kind of gets mushy......
Posted by Mr. Welton on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 02:39:00 PST

Vegas...

Tim's bachelor party... the camera couldn't come to the good parts. ...the only two dudes at the pool without waxed chests HA! Always double down on 8... right? I don't know who th...
Posted by Mr. Welton on Thu, 11 May 2006 04:03:00 PST

Tahoe

...was perfect. Got back last night at last call... BEST TRIP EVER! Powder in my ass-crack, knee-deep in the trees? CHECK! Crazy cornices we're not sure we should jump from? CHECK! Cat-calls and...
Posted by Mr. Welton on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST

Holly's Holiday Dinner/ A Very Merry Vanguard Christmas

...aka "What the fuck was in that punch?!" No, there is absolutely no excuse for the long johns. Yes, those are Suck My Dick shotglasses. VANGUARD Christmas Party ...
Posted by Mr. Welton on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 02:24:00 PST

Mondays...

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Posted by Mr. Welton on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:22:00 PST

Every Day is Halloween...

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Posted by Mr. Welton on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:19:00 PST

Last Tuesday/ Middle of September/ work pics

Monster House Wrap Party at the Cat Club (thanks for taking me, Amy), psuedo-girlfriend comes to town (I really liked that girl), work pictures. &n...
Posted by Mr. Welton on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:50:00 PST

July Photo Update

So last night Perry Farrell opened up for Metal Skool and I felt warm and gooey inside. After his set I saw him upstairs and told him what an amazing impact his music had on my life and he seemed rema...
Posted by Mr. Welton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST