I'd like to meet:
Pat's 10 Pretty Good Rules
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Never argue with an idiot; people watching might not be able to tell the difference
Observe everything; admire nothing
It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission
Rarely resist the opportunity to keep your mouth shut
Don't ask the question if you can't live with the answer
If you want a new idea read an old book
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there
Never have a philosophy that supports a lack of courage
Never look back unless you intend to go that way
RECALL NOTICE !!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless
of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of
the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Sub sequential Internal
Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.Â
Some other symptoms include:
Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfish or violent behavior
Depression or confusion in the mental component
Fearfulness
Idolatry
Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this
SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear
the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:
8-0-0-P-R-A-Y-E-R-S. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
Love
Joy
Peace
Patience
Kindness
Goodness
Faithfulness
Gentleness
Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter
Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention.
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall
notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
