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"juan"

hugs, not ughs

About Me

At three score and five
I'm very much alive
I still got the jive to survive with the heroes and villains

My Interests

astronomy, musicology, etymology, lexicography, gimicky cereals, reenactments, analogies, wiffle ball, nostalgia, iceberg lettuce, text messaging commercials, good times

I'd like to meet:

• Bands/musicians that want to record hit albums. Please add my recording studio's profile here !• Fans of beautiful music: Please have a listen.

Music:

i do not like music

Movies:

dennis the menace II society

Television:

snl reruns, the critic, the simpsons, maximum exposure, seinfeld, good eats. no more reality tv please!

Books:

the life and death of juan lopez

Heroes:

franklin sherman

My Blog

Chri$tma$

From msn.com:Item20052006% changeOne partridge$15$15 flatPear tree$89.99 $129.99 44.40%Two turtle doves$40$40 flatThree French hens$45$45 flatFour calling birds$399.96 $479.96 20.00%Five gold rings$32...
Posted by "juan" on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:19:00 PST

PRK for dummies

THE FACTSOn Friday, November 10th 2006 I underwent a procedure known as Photorefractive Keratectomy (PRK), a process similar to the popular LASIK surgery (not to be confused with the dumbly named LASE...
Posted by "juan" on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST

IWHSWM

Song: I Want Her She Wants MeArtist: The ZombiesI close my eyes and soon I'm feeling sleepyI sleep so easyThere's nothing on my mindAnd life seems kindNow, I want her she wants meI walk downtown and a...
Posted by "juan" on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

Flutes and Trombones

Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron.Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veron...
Posted by "juan" on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

Bionic Commando

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14790160/wid/11915773/?GT1=8506
Posted by "juan" on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

New Moon

Luna Maria PlunkettBorn: September 12, 2006 (Around 6:30 p.m.)7lbs, 1 ounce20 inches longVery cuteHer favorite relative: Uncle Juan
Posted by "juan" on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

Pet Sounds

"It was Pet Sounds that blew me out of the water. I love the album so much. I've just bought my kids each a copy of it for their education in life ... I figure no one is educated musically 'til they'v...
Posted by "juan" on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST

I asked the moon for advice tonight

and it just shone back at me
Posted by "juan" on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:51:00 PST

ATTN: BANDS

Yo dudesJust finished up recording with talented singer/guitarist Jorge Huaman in my home studio. He had a great time recording this track here at Casa de Lopez Studios and I put it up as a small exa...
Posted by "juan" on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST

CASA DE LOPEZ STUDIOS

Is now open for business. As you may or may not know, I have dedicated the past few months of my life planning, building and testing out a recording studio in my home and I must say it is working out...
Posted by "juan" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:50:00 PST