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Sloaner

down 6 lbs!!!

About Me

Okay... it's been over a year since I've updated my about me! I am 23, in love with God and in Love with the most amazing woman in the world! (you can find her in the number one spot of my top friends). You'll also find my number two friend is my band, DRASTIC MEASURES. I play bass for them! I also play guitar, violin, piano, and sing... sorta.... I am the most devoted Chiefs fan in the world. I hail from KCMO, and bleed red and gold (though some might say the red is bbq sauce and the gold is beer, i counteract that by stating the beer that i drink is black... it shuts them up..) I am also a pretty random person with ADD. If you haven't figured that out with in the first five minutes of meeting me, you probably have ADD yourself. You will know that I have ADD in the first 6 minutes of knowing me though, i just can't hold my focus that long! DIV
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan Cole Sloan
Birthday: June 3, 1984
Birthplace: Kansas City, Mo
Current Location: Denver, Co
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mutt...
The Shoes You Wore Today: New balance
Your Weakness: Too many and too few to count
Your Fears: heights and ladders
Your Perfect Pizza: pepporoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting a band together and do a demo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ah.....
Thoughts First Waking Up: ah...crap.. moving not good
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever....
Your Most Missed Memory: uh.. i live in the moment
Pepsi or Coke: MOUNTAIN DEW
MacDonalds or Burger King: WENDYS
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccina
Do you Smoke: NO...EWWWW!!!!
Do you Swear: when I am pissed
Do you Sing: yes... I'm getting better too
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I hope so... I am in one
Do you want to get Married: YES... YES and... YES
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: occasionally.. never thrown up thow
Do you think you are Attractive: yes... well mostly
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nitrous oxide...dentist office
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: suprisingly....no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes...earlier today
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...don't think anyone wants me to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I am aware of
Ever been Drunk: no..close...but no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: sleeping or taking a bullet for a loved one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: never want to grow up...
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, green, brown, depends on the girl
Favourite Hair Color: blonde, brown or red, depends on the girl
Short or Long Hair: see answer above
Height: doesn't matte
Weight: Lighter than me...preferably under 200lbs
Best Clothing Style: conservative but not prudish
Number of Drugs I have taken: No Illegal drugs
Number of CDs I own: can't remember
Number of Piercings: none.. i have a thing about metal going through me
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing...haven't done anything stupid enough
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My Interests

Music, especially hard rock. If i collected anything, it would be guitars. however, I would play all of them even if they cost me a fortune. I just can not comprehend why anyone would purchase such marvelous creations and not creat symphonies with them because they are to worried about the deflation of value of their purchase. DUH! you don't buy a guitar and not play it! I also like halo and other video games..... and eating food.!
Do you dare to rank me?
oh... i'm sorry....
HAHA
not horriblebut....
not great though
maybe
ooooohhhhhhhh
Good Lord!!!!
THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone that has three operating legs. Okay just joking... I really like to meet Zakk Wylde, he has some serious chops on guitar. Les Claypool and Victor Wooten would be cool as well. If I could meet a historical figure..... nah... that's too cliche, I would rather become a historical figure then worry about meeting one Speaking of Victor..... .. I think these guys are people to meet too. The cops might catch them eventually.... if they used helicopters.....make that a fleet of helicopters. .... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
With which great bass player do you most identify?
Jaco Pastorius
Early career backing the Temptations and Supremes. Moved on to work with Pat Metheny and Weather Report. Probably the best technician ever to play the bass.

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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --Dream guitar.... right here!!!! one of many Dream Basses!!!! And the perfect ombination of both!!!!

Music:

Where do I begin..... well almost any one who knows me knows that I am a HUGE rock fan. I love Pillar, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown, Metallica, Alter Bridge, AudioSlave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Santana, Evanescence, Dream Theater, etc. Old School influences include Skynyrd, Zepplin, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Eagles, Eric Clapton. Non-rock stuff I like includes Tod Agnew, a little Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Jaco Pastorius, Victor Wooten, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones (also with Wooten). I like some R&B and Soul, but I don't listen to it enough to know any names. ..

Movies:

The Patriot, The Passion, The Incredibles, Robots. Glory, ladder 49. ALL THE STAR WARS, INCLUDING EPISODE I AND II!! Braveheart. RED VS. BLUE SEASON 1 + 2. greatest quote ever: "Time is not made out of lines! It is made out of circles! THAT IS WHY CLOCKS ARE ROUND!!!!

Television:

Television sucks today. I want Home Improvement to come back. Extreme Home Makeover is awesome, though.

Books:

What are these? Just joking. The Bible is my favorite. Wild at heart is my second. The Firm is a great book.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Heroes:

Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior, he's is the only hero I need. I believe the night this was filmed was a high point in the history of music. Nay sayers have less of an open mind than I do about music. I can't stand it when people say music has to be this or has to be that!!!! .. Heros on Guitar. Dimebag Darrell (rip)Zack Wylde Heros on bass Les Claypool .. Ryan Martini Bands in general .. Tool .. And we can't forget Lil Stewie!!!!!
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My Blog

remembering....

so.... For those who are into bass playing, today is a tragic anniversary.  20 years ago Jaco Pastorius, who revolutionized the art of bass playing, died.  he was 35.  Now, this isn't...
Posted by Sloaner on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

my band..

freakin rules!!!   Just wait...   You'll agree soon....
Posted by Sloaner on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST

a few changes.....

Hey everyone!! So... there are some updates to do... I have a new job... it's with my last one's immediate competitor....lol.... I am getting into a company called Primerica to help people with there...
Posted by Sloaner on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:03:00 PST

childhood crushed

okay... so this isn't about a crappy childhood or anything.... just an aspect of my childhood/teenage years that was crushed monday/over the weekend. Growing up, I was into Professional Wrestling. Y...
Posted by Sloaner on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

annoyance

you know,I am really annoyed by myspace spammers...I just got three messages from Angel, Precious and Happy..... Now at first, that could just be three seperate people who found me.... but all three w...
Posted by Sloaner on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

band tour

So I just got back from the might tour of texas. BTW that is a state that is overpopulated by land.... I think Oklahoma should have some of it, but nobody asked me that. Any ways. I came to some reali...
Posted by Sloaner on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

Soo... continued and concluded

I'm gonna sum up what the last three blogs where about, I like a girl who didn't like meI hated myself for being overweight and because the girl didn't like me.So here's the update.  I'm over the...
Posted by Sloaner on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST

yeah.... this is a lie!!!!

You Should Weigh 185..http://images.blogthings.com/howmuchdoyouweighquiz/scal e.jpg" height="100" width="100">If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight....
Posted by Sloaner on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

Grace.....Lest we forget

So yeah.... I haven't been to church in a month now (and it's starting to kill me too).  But the following thoughts have been going through my mind for a while.  I've read some blogs here l...
Posted by Sloaner on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

DON'T!!!!!!!!

That would be my new nickname at work.  I have somehow come to be the one that's known to be a smart elick, but a leader at the same time.  I don't mind this, cause some of the easiest perso...
Posted by Sloaner on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST