What is wrong with you people? Can't you see that I already answered this question? I hate computers.
These are a bunch of thumbnails, so you have to click on them to see the full picture. I did this so that you people don't have to load so much.
Russel and Michael
Rob and Chuck
Kerry Kerry!!!
Hmmm...
Aunty Harmony and Dobe
This is my brother Jesse Keawe Williams in Iraq doin his thing. Much love and respect to him... Hopefully he won't have to go back to Iraq again.
I don't know what his name is, but he was in some movie with the Rock and some football game was being played. While swapping the language to French, there was an upcoming scene in which he said, "TOUCHE!", instead of, "TOUCHDOWN!". There were many rewinds during that scene and it is because of him that I want to join the Special Olympics.
Bobby Valentino has been elected for President of The United States of Rhythm and Blues.
I think there are a bunch of cool people out there that I can't remember. Some songs I am guaranteed to know who the singer is... For instance whenever I hear a song by the artist - Mike Jones - I rest assured that I will hear his name about 38 times in every song. Although this is at such a frequent rate that one such as the Pope would die from listening to any given song for more than two minutes, it is definitely a superior marketing strategy.
Sting... Yeah he's a genius. I'm pretty sure he's the guy who made the original, "I'll Be Missing You" song. What a nice person.
Zoolanderisthebestmovieandthatisallthereistoit.
If you knew me, you'd know that I can't watch TV. If you don't know me, then you now know that I can't watch TV.
I'm currently writing one.
Is this the part where I thank God? Many of you probably think that I don't believe in him (not because I put Muslim down as my religion, because that's not true), but I might ;) It's a mysterious thing indeed.
I thank my family and friends for being awesome and always supporting me as a male stripper. Well, I'm never going to become a male stripper which is a good thing because that's nasty... But I'm sure if I wanted to be one, everybody would be so delighted to hear about my endeavors, so thanks everybody!