The Love Train

Art and photography. It's what I do, but not for the money. My time's most important to me. Though, I might consider working for a king's ransom.
What else am I into? A wall can mesmerize me, especially if it has a pattern or texture. Oh the deep thoughts like, I wonder how they made that pattern or texture? Sitting at the computer until my tail gets numb. Then, when I squeeze my cheeks it feels like I'm playing with someone else's butt. Drinking coffee and spraying it out my nose. What a caffeine rush. I highly recommend it. Itchy rashes. The kind that make you want to rip your flesh to the bone. Watching Little House On The Prairie while someone aggressively pinches my nipples. Being awakened by feral roosters, anchovy and spinach pizza, the smell of wet dog, caressing rusty metal ...
I'm not utterly self absorbed though. I like pleasing others as well. For instance, the other day I bound several Hustler magazines in Christianity Today covers and stacked them outside Sunday service. They loved me for it.
~Brian
"Everything's so clear to me now. I'm the King of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant." ~ Ren Hoek
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