Keegan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.seriously... udel '09.. im me lettheduckrun

My Interests

parties, frisbee, volleyball, girls, movies, good times, friends, BP, beach, going places with no shirt or shoes, icecream, sleeping, mad bitches, etc

I'd like to meet:

achilles so i could try and fight him, rupaul or dennis rodman(cause theyre like the same person), and jesses mom

Music:

50 ughhhhhbentley ughhhh

Movies:

basically just a lot of porn.. but i also enjoy american history x, gullivers travels, the truman show, titanic, fight club, THE MIRACLE OF LIFE, mrs vernuccio does mr keegan, half baked, kill bill, joe dirt, more to come

My Blog

terribly bored and probably in trouble so i did this cause i saw it and wanted to make x's

(x) been in love( ) been dumped( ) shoplifted( ) been fired(x) been in a fist fight(x) snuck out of parent's house(x) had feelings for someone who didn't ha...
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ohh yeah baby

i like myspace, because when i log on.. it always says "HELLO BIG DADDY KEEGAN!" and im just like yeah, "you know whats up" ...
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST