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Lynndi Lauper

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm really great at folding laundry and knowing which day to take out the trash. I love physics and math and languages and puzzles, my real hair is so long it gets caught in the car door and really hurts, I own thousands of shoes (many of which match), and I feel your pain. I don't care what you say about pizza, I'm still going to want some. Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Horrible disgusting mean people, nice happy smart people, cute bubbly people, people with really stupid ideas and offensive habits, famous shallow people, everyday ordinary folk, people I shouldn't know exist, all those folks who make my coffee, and you.

My Blog

Why I Can’t Blog Here

I just can't blog here very effectively. The environment is not intrusive or unstable enough, and too many people actually read it. I have to stick with the safe, obscure, and perpetually fucked up bl...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:19:00 GMT

Consider Yourself Warned

Whatever you do, do not go over to the Brat Pack profile and stare at that picture of David in the Batboy costume. It will put your eyes out. It will kill all your remaining brain cells. It will make ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 22:58:00 GMT

Circling the Subway Parking Lot

Sure their sandwiches are cheap and only somewhat disgusting and not exactly the perfect lunch, but at least if anyone was looking at me back in my cubicle, they would have thought I was taking respon...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 20:17:00 GMT

I Got My Hair Done

I got my hair done last week. I did it because I wasn't good enough before. Now that I am almost good enough, I realize there are still a few problems with me which warrant large expenditures. I ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:00:00 GMT

The Most Important Decision I'll Ever Make

I have a very difficult choice for how to spend my evening. I have been invited to the local Music Awards show as the official escort of the world's sexiest award presenter (Nelson), for which I could...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:46:00 GMT

Why These Top Friends? You Ask

All of these top friends have carried my gear. I love them. I returned the favor for a few, but mostly they bore my tremendous and not always nice smelling burden.
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:54:00 GMT

Decisions, Decisions

There's an important music awards ceremony coming up in April. I can't tell you who to vote for, but you should totally vote for Tritone in the category of Best New Artist and Jazz Sandwich as Best Ja...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Sixty Nine, Dude!

Here's an accomplishment: I have 69 friends! Granted, I don't know most of them, and I have a suspicion that a few aren't even real, but that's okay because they all mean something to me, and now they...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:51:00 GMT

These Top 8 Did Gigs with Me

My new Top 8 Friends have plenty in common, but surely the most important similiarity is ME. Yes they are current and former bandmates of MINE ALL MINE, and they like it that way.
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:20:00 GMT

The Purple Poll

.. // Begin Pollhost.com Poll Code // -->What's the Best Prince Cover?Sex Shooter - Apollonia 6Manic Monday - The BanglesWhen You Were Mine - Cyndi LauperNothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O'ConnorThe Beau...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:52:00 GMT