-WARNING: A WORK IN PROGRESS -
WHO AM I?
I'm learning a little bit more each day. My name is Jose. I never forget faces but I might have already forgotten your name. I love to laugh; sometimes inappropriately, always LOUD. I love to read (recommend something if you'd like). I have two dimples and a mole that disappears when I smile. I like things from my childhood; cartoons, comics and video games. I bet I can make you laugh. I can't watch a movie from the middle to end - I have to be there for the opening scene. I can juggle. I startle easily. I’m smarter than I look but not as smart as I’d like to be (I bet I can out scrabble you). I prefer Marvel to DC. I'd be shocked if anyone was still reading. I fall asleep on the subway more often than I'd like (how many times do I have to wake up in Jamaica, Queens or Coney Island, Brooklyn before I learn?). I absolutely cannot live without chocolate and I Love Lucy reruns. I love Bar-B-Qs (invite me and I’ll do dishes). I like doing dishes. I cry at sad parts in movies - especially when the old lady dies. You still here... goodness... okay... um.... My middle name is Antonio. I have long eyelashes (mine are longer than yours I’m sure). I’m mixed race (mostly Porto Rock but some African & Dutch [Curacao] and I hear Granny is equal parts French and Spanish). I had a cat for six months before I realized she was a he (Luna became Shadowkitten). Water bugs scare me. I have poor eye sight. Naps eat away at my weekends. I am obsessed with the no. 13 (ask me why). I have mild self diagnosed OCD. Don't ask me to help you move, I'd much rather help you paint or clean. I gain and loose weight faster and more often than Oprah. I like tv but not really the radio. I cannot drive and I've never had a license. I have an overactive imagination and talk to myself constantly (I get around people thinking I'm crazy by keeping my cell phone ear piece in my ear so that others think I'm on the phone)...thats all for now. Go check out my photos...I hear theres a nudey.
