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N1ckelBob

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About Me

Hey everybody, it's me Nick, but you can call me Ole Dad, Nikolai, Nickelbob, or Volkoff. Yes I am a man of many names but just one damn good lookin' face. I am into things that are awesome and not so much into things that suck. I'm currently one of the charter members of the "Get Massive Today" exercise program which is still a fledgling company but will one day be, um, massive. Rocket ships are cool, C-Span is boring and sometimes gross stuff can be funny.


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I'd like to meet:

I'd really like to meet my evil twin. Everyone has one you know.

My Blog

More Questions That Kept Me Out of the Good Schools

01.  In the middle ages, the losers of the joust would have to purchase their horses back from the winners.  I wonder if they have to do this at the "authentic" Medieval Times restaurant.&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:48:00 GMT

Holy Shit, I'm Snowball

Holy Shit, I'm Snowball It's been three days since the dream. I've written the events down twice and I've had time to digest it. Now I think I'm ready to share what could be one of the most intellect...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:37:00 GMT

A note to everyone I might come into contact with....

I am not fucking interested in the goddamn weather forecast!!!Everyday of my life it's the same:  "Did you hear they are calling for snow?"  "Why yes shit for brains I have heard that."It's ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:29:00 GMT

The Justice League University Senior Prom ----- Part 1

Before they were heroes, super powered humans and those with abnormal abilities attended a special college which taught them to hone their skills and expertise in crime fighting. Tonight is the night...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 23:35:00 GMT

An Evening With Peyton Manning

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Indianapolis Colts star quarterback Peyton Manning in his home in Indianapolis Indiana. What ensued can only be described as bizarre, and some might ev...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 23:39:00 GMT

Questions That Kept Me Out of the Good Schools

#1 Doesn't it scare anyone that doctors consider what they do practice? #2 Since when did it become cool to wear a tie on a tee shirt with a blazer, ripped blue jeans, and a pair of sandals? #3 Am I ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:19:00 GMT

Forgive Me Father, For I have Sinned

It's been a long time since my last confession. Generally I am quick to admit that I have fallen short, but there's something that I've had a difficult time with these past few years. I've got a secr...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:10:00 GMT

For the Love of God Barry...

...under no circumstances move to Boston. I heard a rather nasty rumor on "Around the Horn" (a syndicated ESPN program where analyst discuss various news items in the sports world) which addressed th...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:23:00 GMT

The Comedy Genius of an 89 Year-Old Retired Navy Officer

What happens when routine becomes boring? That's right class, you get a new job. My routine on the rehab floor has, as of late, been really slow, with a whole lotta goddamn downtime. By nature I'm no...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:11:00 GMT

Short Scenes From Beyond the Moon .1

  Fact: When someone tells you that their profession is an "honest living," they are shilling you bullshit by the gallon. It never is. EXAMPLE Guy #1: "So uh, buddy, what do you do?" Guy #2: "I ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:24:00 GMT