DEADLY DUDLEY DIED AT HOME, IN THE LOVING ARMS OF HIS MAMA & HIS PAPA AT HIS SIDE, THIS PAST MARCH....IT WAS A ROUGH MONTH OF SICKNESS AND HEART FAILURE...ALTHOUGH I HAD HOPED FOR MUCH MORE TIME WITH HIM, HIS TIME WITH ME, HERE, IN THIS EXISTANCE WAS UP.....THAT DOG HAD THE MOST PERSONALITY OF ANY BEING THAT I HAVE EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH IN OVER 30 YEARS ON THIS SPINNING BALL OF DIRT....HE WAS SOOOOOOOO LOYAL, SOULFUL, AND ADORING....UNWAVERING AND TRUE.....HE WAS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE....THE LOVE OF MY LIFE....HE HAS GONE AWAY....TO MOVE ONWARD AND UPWARD....AND HAS LEFT A GIANT, GAPING, SEEPING, EMPTY, BROKEN HOLE INSIDE OF MY HEART THAT I FEAR WILL NEVER EVEN BEGIN TO HEAL....EVER....AND I KNOW THIS....BUT KEEPING THIS PAGE UP MEANS SOMETHING TO ME....IT WAS THE TOTAL ESSENCE OF MY BELOVED FAMILIAR AND I JUST DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO TAKE IT DOWN...SO HERE IT STANDS....JUST AS IT WAS WHEN HE LEANED BY MY SIDE...AND HERE IT WILL STAY...AS A MEMORIAL TO MY BABY BOY....MY BELOVED....MY CHERISHED ONE...I LOVE YOU DUDLEY....I AM A BETTER WOMAN FOR HAVING HAD YOU IN MY WORLD...IT WAS AN AMAZING DECADE, THANK YOU BUDDY!
Hola bitches!!! I am a crochety old bastard of a Chihuahua. I love to gnaw on random people's ankles who dare to enter my domain. I also really enjoy hanging off of pantlegs, especially the maintanence dudes for the apartment. So feel free to wear shitty JNCO's around me you raver pieces of crap, gimme an excuse. I am a spoiled fucking brat, that's cause my Mamacita loves me with all of her heart!!!! She rocks my world. In general, I hate everyone, except for her. She feeds me, waters me, gives me alll of the snausages that I want, grills me steak on my birthday, kisses me even though my breath smells like rancid, two year old codfish, and snuggles/spoons with me while she's completely naked. Yeah, I guess you could say my life rocks. She has also afforded me the luxury to be fawned over by so many strippers throughout the years that it is inumerable, I can't even count that high. I defintely wouldn't trade it for anything. There is also this skinny ol' rock guy at the house, Mamacita likes him so I tolerate his constant picking at me and molesting my ballsack. I actually think he's kinda cool and I love him, but I would never tell him that. It would totally make me lose my street cred. I am a total ladies man, but I have been known to swing both ways. I'm try-sexual, I'll try anything at least twice, LOL! I guess that's all of the rambling I will do for now, bye mi Amigas and Amigos.
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