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DIRTY DIANA

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I'm about as random as they come. I jup around alot when I talk -- I'm workin on that! My boyfriend always complains because he can't follow when I'm conversing. He'll stop me and tell me to talk about one thing at a time. Tis why I don't belong here...I belong in NY or some shit. Obama is the most fuckable man I've seen on television in a very long time.Guilty Simpson should win a Grammy. Wale, C. Hamilton and Kid Cudi are hot - but WAY overrated.Jeezy is the reason MOST of you niggas are locked up. Everyone canNOT be a trapstar...go have a seat coon.If you have a woman that does all the things your mother would do for you in addition to all the nasty shit that goes in the bedroom - stop fucking complaining. You a) don't deserve a Beyonce clone and b) will never get one. Pornos are not real..those things don't really happen. If they did you'd be broke and women would be rich. Those broads get paid for being acrobatic sex monkeys. :)I love to correct people's grammar and spelling. Seriously. I'm freakishly smart...Dean's List whoop whoop! Bad weave is disgusting and it looks like roadkill. If you don't live in a multi-million dollar house and/or dive a car that costs as much or more than the average American home...stop calling people bums/losers/lames/etc...it's wack.

Interests

So...art and music are pretty much it. If it has something to do with those two then it's pretty much what I should be doing or talking about. Don't get me wrong though. I'm not narrow-minded or anything. I will and can talk about just about anything. From nail polish colors to International Politics to my favorite porno. Ahem...Justin Slayer please. Thanks. ;]I'm interested in lots of things but many of them don't consume my time...at least not right now. Disclaimer: I am very attached to my boyfriend. No I don't want to exchange numbers, or chat, or talk or give you a webcam show.Go away.

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Boredom

Boredom is a muthafucka. It fuels me to go do things I normally wouldn't like dance in the mirror lip synching with a brush. That's really all I'm gonna say.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 23:43:00 GMT

ROTFLMAO! Bitches Slay Me....

with their neverending bullshit. I mean really....broads are all full of themselves like they're so great. Ho please. Sit down somewhere. Funny how they hear one thing and believe it but they fail to ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 14:37:00 GMT

I'm a Lover....

You scored as Love & Romance. Your Heart is Filled With Love & Romance. Your a Very Romantic and Sentimental Person. Even If you won't Admit it. You LOVE spending time with Your Baby a...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 16:14:00 GMT

Oui Oui!

You Belong in Paris Stylish and a little sassy, you were meant for Paris. The art, the fashion, the wine, the men! Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park... You'll l...
Posted by on Tue, 03 May 2005 15:18:00 GMT

Me Me Me !!!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:NikiBirthday:May 9th, 1984Birthplace:Milwaukee,WICurrent Location:Milwaukee,WIEye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:5'4Right Handed or Left Handed:Right-handedY...
Posted by on Mon, 02 May 2005 21:51:00 GMT