Reincarnation |
When my time as I is mortally endedPlease let a choice of form be extended.My transmigration choice is fair;I want 8 legs and scopular hair.The euphoric joy of an arachnid lifeIsn't the spider kids an...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:32:00 GMT |
Navy ranjer by noony the poetry man |
Silly spider sitting on a spoty spoonSnakey swordfish sitting on a seecrit spoonSertunly dilishus
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:38:00 GMT |
Yu-Gi-Oh |
I've got a 9 year old boy with 2 interests in life. Star Wars and Yu-Gi-Oh. Star Wars has been a fascination to him for 5 years so, over all the various birthdays and christmases in between, he has ac...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:20:00 GMT |
Phew! I guess that Im one of the lucky ones& |
When I was a spiky, mullet-haired 80's teenager, my late father said to me "if you continue to put that stuff on your hair, you'll be bald by the time you're forty."
For the last few years I've...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:26:00 GMT |
I treat her like a princess... |
It's the womans birthday today. I'm going to treat her like a princess. No cleaning or cooking duties for her today. Oh no.
It's pizza delivery for us and the cleaning can wait until tomorrow.Who says...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:01:00 GMT |
I could have been a contender... |
My older brother went to University and is now working as a Chartered Quantity Surveyor for a major London firm.My younger brother went to University and is now a design engineer for Landrover and Jag...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:42:00 GMT |
Tim Burton missed a trick... |
We left the cinema yesterday afternoon having watched 'The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D'.The girl and the woman went off to one loo (the ladies, in fact), and the boys and I to another (surprisingly ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:55:00 GMT |
The Doctor of Trumpton |
It's a great day for obscure news. The National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (they are truly healthy, clinical and excellent) have announced that after the first 3 months of pregnancy,...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:10:00 GMT |
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Since I left school, over 20 years ago, I have been striving to find my true vocation in life. Whilst a fog hangs over London this morning, a moment of clarity has descended upon my life. My search fo...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:03:00 GMT |
Home Alone |
I think it all started with a trip to a Railway Museum. The kid likes trains.In hindsight, I doubt anything would have happened if his Mum had kept away from the grass.But no, she thought it would be ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:54:00 GMT |
