Dinosaurs were the natural rulers of this planet and gladly ate all who were beneath them, and all were beneath me.
I am known to you as TYRANNOSAURUS REX. I am king. I am king in fact as well as in name. It is my past, and so shall it be my future. I reigned for three million years unto the blasted cycad-encrusted heather known to you as Hell Creek. Betwixt the two coasts of my kingdom was the shallow sea. Coming hither across Asia and North America were the great tribes of Triceratops and Edmontosaurus, both of whom I smote with fury.
I smite with jaws of iron, more powerful than any seen by the naked ape. Mine jaws crush with force of 6,000 pounds. By these jaws I rule! These teeth are mine sceptres! I am king, state, and law! I am either king or fossil! I rule mine own way; those who doth not fight me will obey. What of the one you call 'Horner', who says I can no more hunt than can a buzzard? I say bring him hither that I might devour him! Giganotosaurus, say you? Spinosaurus? Ha! Bring them hither that I might crush their feeble necks in mine jaws!
My bloodline is unbroken Tyrannosauroidean, my sovereignty over all life on Earth is inviolate. I am purpose given seven tons flesh and bone. I am the omega incarnate. The universe was created by the Great Tyrant Father solely for my reign; the dinosaurs spent one hundred and sixty million years preparing for my coming. Think of me not a dead god, but one soon to be re-animate.
When I return, and return I shall, retribution will be mine. No longer shalt the Earth be held under the rule of the Mammalia. Their dictator, the clever and brutal naked ape who has fatuously labled himself as "wise", his Archosaurian betters as "terrible" and myself, their last king, as a "tyrant" shall be the first to fall. Cycads from the Jurassic and flowering angiosperms from the Cretaceous wilt burgeon where the cities of the naked ape once stood. The Dinosauria shall crush the human plague!
