twenty8feet

The members of this prolific troop of rock gods were born of humans but raised by pigeons, and later abandoned when they failed to sprout feathers or learn to fly. Inspired by their new found freedom - though grief surely stemmed from such tragedy - they decided to learn English, as opposed to merely warbling, and began attempting to compose the symphonies consistently playing in their heads. Unfortunately for them (and now, consequently, you) their upbringing left them with little in the way of talent, and so, well, we're all stuck with what you hear here.