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The Totch

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About Me

Howdy I'm Jon, Totchi to the close few, currently working at sports soccer to keep me ticking over untill i find something else i'd rather do....Likes: Music, cheap beer, honesty, good times, bill bailey, eddie izzard, friendly people, books, porn, my bass guitar, gamecube and that new klaxons song!Dislikes: Burberry, Russel Brand (TWAT), big brother, fucking fame academy x-factor etc, rockport, drugs, smoking (even tho i do, trying to quit :s) money and pigeons.
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My Interests

Music (these days mostly j-rock), playin bass, playstation, drinking heavily and general lazy ass juvenile behaviour.IMVU - The World's Greatest 3D Chat
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where you suck on a gun barrel.

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You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
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Name: Jon
Birthday: 24-12-1984
Birthplace: GRIMsby
Current Location: See above
Eye Color: hazil
Hair Color: was blonde now sort of blonde / brown
Height: erm tallish?
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: erm what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: my white nushu's
Your Weakness: erm vegetable's?
Your Fears: heights!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, spicy chicken, beef
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmao
Thoughts First Waking Up: time for work :(
Your Best Physical Feature: someone else?
Your Bedtime: generally when smashed or bored
Your Most Missed Memory: well if i'm i'm missing a memory i obviously can't remember it (O_o) who the fuck wrote this?
Pepsi or Coke: neither beer all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: preferably single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: haven't tried either
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea :P
Do you Smoke: for now
Do you Swear: too much
Do you Sing: if u can call it that
Do you Shower Daily: who doesn't?
Have you Been in Love: once :(
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: one day?
Do you belive in yourself: in the sense that i can do anything or the strength of my personality?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: to some people i guess?
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: it's just weather
Do you play an Instrument: yup bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: do people breath
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope clean these days
In the past month have you gone on a Date: last week allthough i'm not sure if it was or not i hope it was
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no coz this isn't america i've been to a shopping centre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope cos they're dirty and nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope not for about 6 months
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no lol not for about 5 years
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no i despise thieves
Ever been Drunk: see In the past month have you Drank Alcohol
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: more times than i care to remember
Ever Shoplifted: see In the past month have you Stolen Anything
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: again happy
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: no preference
Height: no preference
Weight: no preference
Best Clothing Style: none it's all about comfort and personal preference
Number of Drugs I have taken: enuff to realise that doing any is stupid
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many

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I'd like to meet:

Likeminded people, toshiya from dir en grey, the hoff and maybe, just maybe terry pratchett if i'm lucky?!
Which guitar are you


Gibson Flying V
You are a Gibson Flying V. You have crunching Rock sound, with stylish looks. A guitar that isn't afraid to show off.
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Music:

Dir En Grey, Gazette, Go!Go! 7188, Hyde, Gackt, Dragon Ash, Miyavi, Utada Hikaru, BOA, Mika Nakashima, Faith No More, Megadeth, Pantera, Anthrax, Slayer, from autumn to ashes, queens of the stone age, kiss, van halen, the doors, zeppelin, sabbath, W.A.S.P, diamond head, killing joke, misfits, testament, sepultura, soulfly, Gogo 7188, judas priest, mudhoney, pearl jam, alice in chains, soundgarden, ratm, steve vai, dream theatre, trivium, soad, kyuss, pixies, mr bungle, exodus, killswitch, mudvayne, foo fighters, echobrain, flotsam and jetsam, diamond head, killing joke, pink floyd.
J Juicy
O Organic
N Neglected
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Movies:

Mostly cheesy horrors, pulp fiction's probly one of my fave films ever tho, um ff7 advent children, spirits within, akira, legend of the overfiend, ninja scroll, old boy, the grudge (original jp version along with ring etc american remakes suck ass), tale of 2 sisters, mallrats, chasing amy etc.

Television:

Red Dwarf, shitty cartoons, eastenders lol, monty python's flying circus,
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Stability |||||| 23%
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Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
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Books:

Hmmm Tough one, but i think the picture of dorian gray has to be one of my favourites

Heroes:

Toshiya from dir on grey he's GOD!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

melancholy

well i've just got in from work it's 3:40 in the morning i'm bk at work in less than 5 hours and i'm gonna have the worst day in ages start at 8 till 12 then 4 till 8 then 9 till 4 all in this one day...
Posted by The Totch on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:48:00 PST

Dir En Grey

a friend has introduced me to an amazing band the fucking awesome DIR EN GREY!!!! (thx mike legend mate!) if you haven't heard of this band check out the vids on my profile sweet as fuck!!!!! ...
Posted by The Totch on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:31:00 PST

Fantastic!!

been downloading lots of bill bailey wot a guy. if you haven't heard it u gota listen to his evil magic roundabout. FANTASTIC!!!!
Posted by The Totch on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:00:00 PST